Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[Thornliebank]

"Brentford, enjoy it while you can" Fuck off Beglin you prize prick!!

Another John Aldridge in the making.

 

[ninjamonkey]

Having a 4 minute long cut compilation of misses after little more than a dozen games has to be some kind of record. At least he's finally starting to compete with Haaland, his miss ratio is genuinely as impressive now as Erling's goal scoring.

 

[deano ou812]

I fucking knew it,klopp is off his rocker talking to microwave ovens and some thought Charles was away in the head talking to flowers and plants ..

 

[Rochdale Blue]

Will they still blame City even when we’re well off the pace.

If it wasn't for liverpool then the rags, Chelsea, Leicester, City and possibly Arsenal would have dominated the league over the last few seasons.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Will be interesting to hear Klopp explain this one away.

Didn’t see lost match. Was too busy wanking into my LFC mug.

Guessing Bingo did his usual stringing words together in no particular order interspersed with ‘the Boys’ and grinned a bit?

 

[Ted_Bovis]

And a nuisance

And a rough diamond.

 

[Love_Each_Day]

Third goal made me laugh remembering the far more blatant push by Firminho on Stones who was actually in control of the ball. Told to be stronger even though Arnold Schwarzenegger would be knocked off balance by contact from behind on the run. Definitely a foul but Brentford & other back 5 merchants often get away with as their game revolves around physicality, glad to see it's not just against us though.

 

[Withnail]

Probably the most sensible thing he has ever said.

 

[lasereyes]

Klopp has definitely been brainwashed by the cult. Not that we all didn’t already know that anyway.

Another excuse to add to the long and ever growing list of excuses after another defeat.

Note: Top 4 push. Not title push. That is where Klopp and Liverpool are.

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Not sure which is more of a fantasy - the Konate push or their top 4 push

 

[jrb]

“My Microwave is about this big, have you seen it?”