Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

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Brace yourself for SSN’s headlines this evening:

PLUCKY REDS MOUNT THRILLING COMEBACK TO SHARE THE SPOILS WITH THE MIGHTY COTTAGERS

NÚÑEZ INSPIRES BILLIONS ACROSS THE GLOBE WITH WORLD CLASS GOAL AND ASSIST

KLOPP CAN USE THIS SPARKLING RESULT AS A FOUNDATION TO TAKE LIVERPOOL TO THE HISTORIC QUINTUPLE — HENRY WINTER
Resurgent Reds back from the brink.
"It's what we do as champions on our way to the title" vowed Klopp.
"It's our year" echoed Carragher "No more slip ups"
 
It gets better — Klopp blamed the draw on the “dry pitch”.

So his list of excuses for dropping points now includes:

Dry Pitch
Long Grass
Wind
Too Many Matches
Heat
Cold
Mean Opposition Players

Can’t wait to hear the next addition.

My prediction: “shorts are too tight”.
 
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