Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[jimharri]

What's synonymous you throbber

That's simple. It's when you keep your identity secret, innit?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Charge Notice
Misuse of Drugs Act 1971

Defendant Trent Alexander Armstrong

Contrary to Section 37(3) of the above act you are hereby charged
* That on the evening of Saturday 25th February at Selhurst Park, London you were caught in possession at least twenty times within 45 minutes.

You have the statutory seven days to reply to this charge.Mitigation that you are the Worlds Best Full back or you see things others cannot will not apply in this instance.
If proven, this charge can carry a maximum penalty of mid table anonymity and no further titles for 25 years.

 

[Bozo]

Mentality Monsters.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Not much fist pumping from Clubshop nowadays , the only fisting the Dippers will witness this season will be on their favourite porn channel ...................wankers.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

The Grand Plan was use City’s passwords for their scouting system. They recruited really well with the likes of Salah, Firminho, Mane, Van Dijk etc around 2017. Now they are experiencing what City had to go through replacing the likes of Kompany, Silva, Aguero and Toure, it’s difficult finding replacements to players that have done so well.

I firmly believe this had a big impact on their performance over the last few years.

 

[give it to gordon]

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Charge Notice
Misuse of Drugs Act 1971

Defendant Trent Alexander Armstrong

Contrary to Section 37(3) of the above act you are hereby charged
* That on the evening of Saturday 25th February at Selhurst Park, London you were caught in possession at least twenty times within 45 minutes.

You have the statutory seven days to reply to this charge.Mitigation that you are the Worlds Best Full back or you see things others cannot will not apply in this instance.
If proven, this charge can carry a maximum penalty of mid table anonymity and no further titles for 25 years.

Lol but I think his performance is due to the lack of them !

 

[Vienna_70]

Not a happy chap!

Entitled twat!

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Entitled twat!

You could interchange the dipper fan and you wouldn’t need to change the description.

 

[give it to gordon]

Entitled twat!

at least he is easier to understand than that horrible scouse accent

 

[jimharri]

Entitled twat!

Sure, you know well what those pesky Irish are like.