Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[horlock_was_super]

I won't click on it just in case I wake up one morning with a permed mullet, a moustache, a shell suit, a tendency to steal anything that isn't nailed down, and an uncanny ability to never accept responsibility for anything.

You’ve not passed the scouse test I am afraid Mr. Blue.
You have shown absolutely zero evidence that you don’t intend working and instead choose to take handouts from your hated neighbours in England.
Poor show.

 

[give it to gordon]

I won't click on it just in case I wake up one morning with a permed mullet, a moustache, a shell suit, a tendency to steal anything that isn't nailed down, and an uncanny ability to never accept responsibility for anything.

Was in whitehaven near the lake district the other day and my missus got the right hump with me lol.
The place was over run with scousers and this family of scousers was sat behind me.
All I could hear was the dad saying to his kids 'calm down calm down'. I was trying not to laugh and my missus was giving me the evil eye, when I spat my brew out lol

 

[theres only one carlito]

 

[aguero93:20]

I won't click on it just in case I wake up one morning with a permed mullet, a moustache, a shell suit, a tendency to steal anything that isn't nailed down, and an uncanny ability to never accept responsibility for anything.

At least if you do, you can claim compo.

 

[aguero93:20]

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Inaccurate that, he's played 76 minutes in the League Cup and CL.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

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…the best that he can do…

 

[MichaelBBack]

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I hope Klopp does his usual over the top "He was such an important part of the squad! We couldn't have done anything without him!" speech, like he did with fellow wastes of money Origi and Minamino.

 

[waspish]

I hope Klopp does his usual over the top "He was such an important part of the squad! We couldn't have done anything without him!" speech, like he did with fellow wastes of money Origi and Minamino.

If he just wouldn’t take the drugs

 

[horlock_was_super]

Was in whitehaven near the lake district the other day and my missus got the right hump with me lol.
The place was over run with scousers and this family of scousers was sat behind me.
All I could hear was the dad saying to his kids 'calm down calm down'. I was trying not to laugh and my missus was giving me the evil eye, when I spat my brew out lol

Did you check if Lake Windermere was still there before you left? That’s our water that is and them thieving dippers will nick anything!

 

[Ballymagash Blue]

Did you check if Lake Windermere was still there before you left? That’s our water that is and them thieving dippers will nick anything!

And someone should check in on the old man of Coniston while they're at it, the poor old divil.