Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

a few replies,
Hairs, stand up, arm.
Chills, spine.
Best post this year, well in L6.

I like this one...
Having watched games in Amsterdam, Barcelona, Madrid, Milan and even Dublin over the past 12 months I can support your claims of the amount of reverence I get whenever people ask which club I support.

and another...
Amazing artical and good read. This whats separates us from other clubs in the world.

and the usual...
Brilliant post!
I love the way our identity is world-renowned. Always Scouse first when anybody asks. I remember being on holiday in France 1982. A Scots lad & his bird were staying on our camp-site and kept pretty much to themselves. After a while they opened up to us and said "You're the first English people we've ever spoken to!" we of course replied
"We're not English, we're Scouse!"

Followed by:

Takes the undisputed gold medal for the biggest load of cock I've ever read

 

[JASR]

sick bags available upon request.........

There was major apprehension within about our group as we set off for Cologne. We were, after all, foreign feral football fans with no particular affiliation affection towards FC Koln anyone.

But that apprehension evaporated rose swiftly when we explained we were, in one word, Liverpool as we couldn't say more than one word at a time.

The horror attention and complete lack of respect that one word garners is both empowering justified and humbling to be expected in equal measure.

Within those nine letters comes over a hundred fifty years of historyical rampage. That word does not anymore represents Liddell, Hughes, Dalglish, Rush, Hansen, Gerrard and Torres; it's synonymous with english towns 18 league titles, five many European Cups cities like, Rome, Dortmund, Istanbul and decades of forging friendships fighting fans through our behaviour abroad.

Nothing betters going away to jib in to watch your football team play renowned European teams with illustrious histories and traditions, safe in the knowledge that we'll get away with it, those sides are just angry as eager to play our legendary notorious club.

Friendships are made Shop windows are broken and anecdotes violent episodes are formed to be retold through the generations - it's the essence of Liverpool Football Club and its supporters.

With our original Koln acquaintances now doubleding up in pain after a good kicking as both a tour guide police inspector and ringmaster riot police are deployed through the streets near the RhineEnergieStadion, word spread of our heritage destructive abilities.

An inundation of requests to never ever sing You'll Never Walk Alone soon followed was constant, as did the offer to pose for photographs - photographs that would no doubt decorate a pub similar to the one we sat in show our destruction in the local, national and international media (except UK).

It was at that point I realised just what a special entity supporters of Liverpool Football Club are. It was at also at that point I realised what a special city we are. (Edit: an entirely correct sentence!)

I said in a previous column how the city and the club are an organic process. Neither would have the reputation it does without the other. (Edit: ditto!)

It's a football club which has always tried its best to stand by Shankly's our beliefs of socialism something for nothing; it's a city which has always strived to help each batter others.

That's why it was poetic ironic Shankly stood with his arms outstretched on St George's Hall in 1971, and not on the steps of Anfield. He wasn't embracing Liverpool Football Club alone - the show of strength shite before him was that of a the city.

It's the reason why we have Spirit of Shankly, a supporters' union mafia named after the great man himself - a union mafia which has always acted with the fans and the city at heart; a union mafia which does a lot of work for the local community by bringing 'gifts' from other places , and a lot of work unemployment benefit for the city.

It's the reason why hundreds of thousands welcomed the football club gift grabbing supporters home after Rome, Wembley, Paris and Istanbul, proud of what they'd achieved nicked as a city and for their city.

It's the reason why most fans we meet reserve that special respect horror for us. Language barriers are torn down and used as weapons, to share our stories all part of following the Reds home and abroad.

And it's also the reason why we told those Koln supporters that we were Scouse, not English. (Edit: and Koln supporters nodded and exclaimed 'Thank god, I like the English')

With such a strong loyalty to both our football team and our city, it's difficult for me, and several other supporters I know, to conserve any energy for the national side work.

Those on the outside will regard it as insular. For me, it's more about celebrating my city and my heritage successful robbing. It's about celebrating my beliefs.

Supporting Liverpool is supporting a football club like no other (Edit: Thank god). It's not just a job every Saturday or Sunday afternoon. Supporting Liverpool Football Club defines who you are as a football supporter and as a person. Every positive rude hand gesture will maintain our bottom feeder reputation or cause a rethink sage nodding to those who have us wrong bang to rights.

It's why we're proud of our club, our city and our people, because they all work together to preserve that justly deserved reputation for being appalling.

A few 100 edits for accuracy

 

[metalblue]

Self praise is no praise at all.
A phrase that is totally lost on those fuckwits. What an arrogant piece of arse wipe paper that is.

I doubt many foreigners would have a fucking clue what “scouse” was.

Anyroads ….

“It's a football club which has always tried its best to stand by Shankly's beliefs of socialism” very impressive that the club modelled itself on a future manager for the best part of 70 years. They really are special.

“as did the offer to pose for photographs - photographs that would no doubt decorate a pub similar to the one we sat it.” Fucking lol, deluded cunts. They were taking photos so they knew who was nicking their wheels most likely

 

[red 2 hats]

a few replies,
Hairs, stand up, arm.
Chills, spine.
Best post this year, well in L6.

I like this one...
Having watched games in Amsterdam, Barcelona, Madrid, Milan and even Dublin over the past 12 months I can support your claims of the amount of reverence I get whenever people ask which club I support.

and another...
Amazing artical and good read. This whats separates us from other clubs in the world.

and the usual...
Brilliant post!
I love the way our identity is world-renowned. Always Scouse first when anybody asks. I remember being on holiday in France 1982. A Scots lad & his bird were staying on our camp-site and kept pretty much to themselves. After a while they opened up to us and said "You're the first English people we've ever spoken to!" we of course replied
"We're not English, we're Scouse!"

They really are on a different planet for delusion.

The last paragraph shows what utter bullshit and lies they spread and believe, this scouse not English is quite a newish thing, this lieing **** says he was using it in 1982 in France, if they keep repeating the same shite it becomes fact, scummy murdering cunts.

 

[KS55]

Have I died and gone to the land of make believe?

 

[bennyboy]

sick bags available upon request.........

There was slight apprehension within our group as we set off for Cologne. We were, after all, foreign football fans with no particular affiliation towards FC Koln.

But that apprehension evaporated swiftly when we explained we were, in one word, Liverpool.

The attention and respect that one word garners is both empowering and humbling in equal measure.

Within those nine letters comes over a hundred years of history. That word represents Liddell, Hughes, Dalglish, Rush, Hansen, Gerrard and Torres; it's synonymous with 18 league titles, five European Cups, Rome, Dortmund, Istanbul and decades of forging friendships through our behaviour abroad.

Nothing betters going away to watch your football team play renowned European teams with illustrious histories and traditions, safe in the knowledge those sides are just as eager to play our legendary club.

Friendships are made and anecdotes are formed to be retold through the generations - it's the essence of Liverpool Football Club and its supporters.

With our original Koln acquaintances now doubling as both a tour guide and ringmaster through the streets near the RhineEnergieStadion, word spread of our heritage.

An inundation of requests to sing You'll Never Walk Alone soon followed, as did the offer to pose for photographs - photographs that would no doubt decorate a pub similar to the one we sat it.

It was at that point I realised just what a special entity supporters of Liverpool Football Club are. It was at also at that point I realised what a special city we are.

I said in a previous column how the city and the club are an organic process. Neither would have the reputation it does without the other.

It's a football club which has always tried its best to stand by Shankly's beliefs of socialism; it's a city which has always strived to help each other.

That's why it was poetic Shankly stood with his arms outstretched on St George's Hall in 1971, and not on the steps of Anfield. He wasn't embracing Liverpool Football Club alone - the show of strength before him was that of a city.

It's the reason why we have Spirit of Shankly, a supporters' union named after the great man himself - a union which has always acted with the fans and the city at heart; a union which does a lot of work for the local community, and a lot of work for the city.

It's the reason why hundreds of thousands welcomed the football club home after Rome, Wembley, Paris and Istanbul, proud of what they'd achieved as a city and for their city.

It's the reason why most fans we meet reserve that special respect for us. Language barriers are torn down to share our stories of following the Reds home and abroad.

And it's also the reason why we told those Koln supporters that we were Scouse, not English.

With such a strong loyalty to both our football team and our city, it's difficult for me, and several other supporters I know, to conserve any energy for the national side.

Those on the outside will regard it as insular. For me, it's more about celebrating my city and my heritage. It's about celebrating my beliefs.

Supporting Liverpool is supporting a football club like no other. It's not just a job every Saturday or Sunday afternoon. Supporting Liverpool Football Club defines who you are as a football supporter and as a person. Every positive gesture will maintain our reputation or cause a rethink to those who have us wrong.

It's why we're proud of our club, our city and our people, because they all work together to preserve that reputation.

Pisstake.
Liddell to Hughes and they talk about City having no history.lol

 

[RayCTID]

sick bags available upon request.........

There was slight apprehension within our group as we set off for Cologne. We were, after all, foreign football fans with no particular affiliation towards FC Koln.

But that apprehension evaporated swiftly when we explained we were, in one word, Liverpool.

The attention and respect that one word garners is both empowering and humbling in equal measure.

Within those nine letters comes over a hundred years of history. That word represents Liddell, Hughes, Dalglish, Rush, Hansen, Gerrard and Torres; it's synonymous with 18 league titles, five European Cups, Rome, Dortmund, Istanbul and decades of forging friendships through our behaviour abroad.

Nothing betters going away to watch your football team play renowned European teams with illustrious histories and traditions, safe in the knowledge those sides are just as eager to play our legendary club.

Friendships are made and anecdotes are formed to be retold through the generations - it's the essence of Liverpool Football Club and its supporters.

With our original Koln acquaintances now doubling as both a tour guide and ringmaster through the streets near the RhineEnergieStadion, word spread of our heritage.

An inundation of requests to sing You'll Never Walk Alone soon followed, as did the offer to pose for photographs - photographs that would no doubt decorate a pub similar to the one we sat it.

It was at that point I realised just what a special entity supporters of Liverpool Football Club are. It was at also at that point I realised what a special city we are.

I said in a previous column how the city and the club are an organic process. Neither would have the reputation it does without the other.

It's a football club which has always tried its best to stand by Shankly's beliefs of socialism; it's a city which has always strived to help each other.

That's why it was poetic Shankly stood with his arms outstretched on St George's Hall in 1971, and not on the steps of Anfield. He wasn't embracing Liverpool Football Club alone - the show of strength before him was that of a city.

It's the reason why we have Spirit of Shankly, a supporters' union named after the great man himself - a union which has always acted with the fans and the city at heart; a union which does a lot of work for the local community, and a lot of work for the city.

It's the reason why hundreds of thousands welcomed the football club home after Rome, Wembley, Paris and Istanbul, proud of what they'd achieved as a city and for their city.

It's the reason why most fans we meet reserve that special respect for us. Language barriers are torn down to share our stories of following the Reds home and abroad.

And it's also the reason why we told those Koln supporters that we were Scouse, not English.

With such a strong loyalty to both our football team and our city, it's difficult for me, and several other supporters I know, to conserve any energy for the national side.

Those on the outside will regard it as insular. For me, it's more about celebrating my city and my heritage. It's about celebrating my beliefs.

Supporting Liverpool is supporting a football club like no other. It's not just a job every Saturday or Sunday afternoon. Supporting Liverpool Football Club defines who you are as a football supporter and as a person. Every positive gesture will maintain our reputation or cause a rethink to those who have us wrong.

It's why we're proud of our club, our city and our people, because they all work together to preserve that reputation.

Nomination for the most Delusional post 2022

 

[Looby blue]

That’s got to be a parody account - please tell me it's a massive pisstake. Nobody can be that stupid surely

I was thinking that. Got to has to be a pisstake.

 

[super_city_si]

sick bags available upon request.........

There was slight apprehension within our group as we set off for Cologne. We were, after all, foreign football fans with no particular affiliation towards FC Koln.

But that apprehension evaporated swiftly when we explained we were, in one word, Liverpool.

The attention and respect that one word garners is both empowering and humbling in equal measure.

Within those nine letters comes over a hundred years of history. That word represents Liddell, Hughes, Dalglish, Rush, Hansen, Gerrard and Torres; it's synonymous with 18 league titles, five European Cups, Rome, Dortmund, Istanbul and decades of forging friendships through our behaviour abroad.

Nothing betters going away to watch your football team play renowned European teams with illustrious histories and traditions, safe in the knowledge those sides are just as eager to play our legendary club.

Friendships are made and anecdotes are formed to be retold through the generations - it's the essence of Liverpool Football Club and its supporters.

With our original Koln acquaintances now doubling as both a tour guide and ringmaster through the streets near the RhineEnergieStadion, word spread of our heritage.

An inundation of requests to sing You'll Never Walk Alone soon followed, as did the offer to pose for photographs - photographs that would no doubt decorate a pub similar to the one we sat it.

It was at that point I realised just what a special entity supporters of Liverpool Football Club are. It was at also at that point I realised what a special city we are.

I said in a previous column how the city and the club are an organic process. Neither would have the reputation it does without the other.

It's a football club which has always tried its best to stand by Shankly's beliefs of socialism; it's a city which has always strived to help each other.

That's why it was poetic Shankly stood with his arms outstretched on St George's Hall in 1971, and not on the steps of Anfield. He wasn't embracing Liverpool Football Club alone - the show of strength before him was that of a city.

It's the reason why we have Spirit of Shankly, a supporters' union named after the great man himself - a union which has always acted with the fans and the city at heart; a union which does a lot of work for the local community, and a lot of work for the city.

It's the reason why hundreds of thousands welcomed the football club home after Rome, Wembley, Paris and Istanbul, proud of what they'd achieved as a city and for their city.

It's the reason why most fans we meet reserve that special respect for us. Language barriers are torn down to share our stories of following the Reds home and abroad.

And it's also the reason why we told those Koln supporters that we were Scouse, not English.

With such a strong loyalty to both our football team and our city, it's difficult for me, and several other supporters I know, to conserve any energy for the national side.

Those on the outside will regard it as insular. For me, it's more about celebrating my city and my heritage. It's about celebrating my beliefs.

Supporting Liverpool is supporting a football club like no other. It's not just a job every Saturday or Sunday afternoon. Supporting Liverpool Football Club defines who you are as a football supporter and as a person. Every positive gesture will maintain our reputation or cause a rethink to those who have us wrong.

It's why we're proud of our club, our city and our people, because they all work together to preserve that reputation.

Should be posted on that twitter page 'things that didnt happen'

 

[PPT]

sick bags available upon request.........

There was slight apprehension within our group as we set off for Cologne. We were, after all, foreign football fans with no particular affiliation towards FC Koln.

But that apprehension evaporated swiftly when we explained we were, in one word, Liverpool.

The attention and respect that one word garners is both empowering and humbling in equal measure.

Within those nine letters comes over a hundred years of history. That word represents Liddell, Hughes, Dalglish, Rush, Hansen, Gerrard and Torres; it's synonymous with 18 league titles, five European Cups, Rome, Dortmund, Istanbul and decades of forging friendships through our behaviour abroad.

Nothing betters going away to watch your football team play renowned European teams with illustrious histories and traditions, safe in the knowledge those sides are just as eager to play our legendary club.

Friendships are made and anecdotes are formed to be retold through the generations - it's the essence of Liverpool Football Club and its supporters.

With our original Koln acquaintances now doubling as both a tour guide and ringmaster through the streets near the RhineEnergieStadion, word spread of our heritage.

An inundation of requests to sing You'll Never Walk Alone soon followed, as did the offer to pose for photographs - photographs that would no doubt decorate a pub similar to the one we sat it.

It was at that point I realised just what a special entity supporters of Liverpool Football Club are. It was at also at that point I realised what a special city we are.

I said in a previous column how the city and the club are an organic process. Neither would have the reputation it does without the other.

It's a football club which has always tried its best to stand by Shankly's beliefs of socialism; it's a city which has always strived to help each other.

That's why it was poetic Shankly stood with his arms outstretched on St George's Hall in 1971, and not on the steps of Anfield. He wasn't embracing Liverpool Football Club alone - the show of strength before him was that of a city.

It's the reason why we have Spirit of Shankly, a supporters' union named after the great man himself - a union which has always acted with the fans and the city at heart; a union which does a lot of work for the local community, and a lot of work for the city.

It's the reason why hundreds of thousands welcomed the football club home after Rome, Wembley, Paris and Istanbul, proud of what they'd achieved as a city and for their city.

It's the reason why most fans we meet reserve that special respect for us. Language barriers are torn down to share our stories of following the Reds home and abroad.

And it's also the reason why we told those Koln supporters that we were Scouse, not English.

With such a strong loyalty to both our football team and our city, it's difficult for me, and several other supporters I know, to conserve any energy for the national side.

Those on the outside will regard it as insular. For me, it's more about celebrating my city and my heritage. It's about celebrating my beliefs.

Supporting Liverpool is supporting a football club like no other. It's not just a job every Saturday or Sunday afternoon. Supporting Liverpool Football Club defines who you are as a football supporter and as a person. Every positive gesture will maintain our reputation or cause a rethink to those who have us wrong.

It's why we're proud of our club, our city and our people, because they all work together to preserve that reputation.

It really does make me laugh when they go on about Shankly. They actually banned him from Anfield and the training ground after he retired. He then spent most of his time at Everton. They even banned the sale of his autobiography from the club shop! The directors shunned and ignored him. He was treated disgracefully by the club. Talk about a revision of history. However, we know the scousers are the best in class when it comes to that.