Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[better dead than red]

Come on, who's got the Clint Eastwood one..........

 

[Kippax77]

Our 5th in 10 seasons.
Aguero title is probably already wiped from the history books.
The only good news is that this time next year the rags will not have won a title in the last 10 seasons.

I thought UShited have now been awarded the 2012 title on request of the granny smasher

 

[mat]

I should buy shares in the owners of deludeomol.

The scousers are fighting for it with the rags like we're in a mad Max style apocalypse.

 

[55yr old teenager]

He has produced the scouser’s best team in a generation, yet he keeps finishing second to us. Frustrating or what!

Yep, and I am.loving every minute of their frustration. Hope it continues this way for ever.

 

[moz]

Well…yeah. Obviously.

I’ll die on this hill. I’m not a scouser mate and I don’t just spout shit for the sake of it. I think he’s that good.

Bet your great great grandfather was deported for bin dipping in shitpool ;)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Fair play to you - I actually meant the Gran Torino one this works as well...........

 

[better dead than red]

Fair play to you - I actually meant the Gran Torino one this works as well...........

Thanks, mate. I had forgotten about the Gran Torino one entirely. I'm happy this one is an able substitute.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Come on, who's got the Clint Eastwood one..........

 

[ninjamonkey]

Sign for a club expecting to challenge for trophies and your manager is already writing off your own hopes of winning the league before a balls been kicked after having a net spend once more bigger than the league winners. Embarrassing.

What piss poor management from the best manager in history. And he's done it off the back of telling everybody he has the 4 best cbs in the world, the best fullbacks in the world, the best keeper in the world, best front 3 in the world, best dm in the world, best playmaker in the world, best captain in the world, and best player in the world.

So what he's basically saying is he's been a catastrophic failure to win 1 covid title with the best players in the world.

 

[brazilians hurt]

This!

Klopp and Liverpool will be desperate to win the PL, but they don't want to challenge for the title as favourites. They prefer to be underdogs.

If the bellend really thinks this gives the dippers some kind of an advantage he is dafter than he looks which in fairness takes some doing. The notion that elite sportspeople give a shit about what a rival manager spouts is farcical.
He really is the complete package; looks & sounds like a complete dick

 

[Big Dave Watson]

All this talk of them having an off-season is laughable. Unfortunately they will be there again, every step of the way, like a dog hanging on to your trouser leg. City will have to rise to it again and there will be no room for slip ups.

 

[KentBlue]

If the bellend really thinks this gives the dippers some kind of an advantage he is dafter than he looks which in fairness takes some doing. The notion that elite sportspeople give a shit about what a rival manager spouts is farcical.
He really is the complete package; looks & sounds like a complete dick

What an egotistical prick that cheerleader really is. Feeble mind-games with arguably the greatest coach in world football?
He seriously thinks that Pep is going to be intimidated by these silly attempts to get into his head.

However many levels there are of pure çuntishness, Bingo is digging furiously in order to find the bottom one.

 

[Return of the Mac]

Is tapping up still a thing ? In the media they are saying Klopp has personally called Bellingham about a move, so is this just bullshit or is it true and now tapping up is legal?

 

[mat]

All this talk of them having an off-season is laughable. Unfortunately they will be there again, every step of the way, like a dog hanging on to your trouser leg. City will have to rise to it again and there will be no room for slip ups.

They'll be upping their Asthmatic dosages after seeing Jack and Erling on Sunday morning.

They are the darlings of the PL and will be fighting at the top by hook or crook.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Ha ha ha fat scouse twat just lost on The Chase.
Then two gormless looking scouse twats lost on Pointless.
I need to get out more.

 

[mat]

Is tapping up still a thing ? In the media they are saying Klopp has personally called Bellingham about a move, so is this just bullshit or is it true and now tapping up is legal?

Fair game if it's Liverpool.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Is tapping up still a thing ? In the media they are saying Klopp has personally called Bellingham about a move, so is this just bullshit or is it true and now tapping up is legal?

Didn’t happen lah

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Ha ha ha fat scouse twat just lost on The Chase.
Then two gormless looking scouse twats lost on Pointless.
I need to get out more.

Really, and miss all the fun.
Stay in and enjoy some scouse* numpty fucking up on Catchphrase.

* or rag

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Clubshop now stating it will be a challenge to make the Champions league places next season , after £650m and 7 years at the helm maybe he should be at least be concentrating on coming second again.
A flukey Champs league win against Spursy and a Covid-19 Premier league title are hardly an achievement after all the resources he has been given , he just says the right things for his deluded followers and the media to hang on to every word , does a few fist bumps and job done.
He's a fraud but the Dippers are easily duped and after decades without a title, Clubshops Covid trophy will be remembered until they win their next Premier league title in 29 years time.

 

[Vienna_70]

Reading those negative comments from Klopp I wonder if he'll still be there at the start of 23/24 season. As you say it must be frustrating for him, I'm surprised he hasn't called us the "English Bayern" yet, he probably came to Liverpool thinking he'd escaped Bayern's relentless domination.

He has

And now, he’s forced to face City’s relentless domination.

Hopefully continuing.