Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[Kippax77]

Be comical if this caused a slip up for either of them

I think it behind close doors so they can work with VAR on some scenarios for the up and coming season

 

[Toffeedude]

State of Klopp moaning his arse off before the season has even started. Guess we know he will be crying more this season than any other then. Win the league City, make him cry for real.

 

[Silva&Silva]

 

[Toffeedude]

Dry Pitch. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Dry Pitch. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Is that to go with the long grass and wide white lines?

 

[14aguero]

Trent is dreamy, or he is dreaming when he is defending.

 

[RayCTID]

Is that to go with the long grass and wide white lines?

And wind

 

[SebastianBlue]

Brace yourself for SSN’s headlines this evening:

PLUCKY REDS MOUNT THRILLING COMEBACK TO SHARE THE SPOILS WITH THE MIGHTY COTTAGERS

NÚÑEZ INSPIRES BILLIONS ACROSS THE GLOBE WITH WORLD CLASS GOAL AND ASSIST

KLOPP CAN USE THIS SPARKLING RESULT AS A FOUNDATION TO TAKE LIVERPOOL TO THE HISTORIC QUINTUPLE — HENRY WINTER

 

[StrutterBlue]

Liverpool echo: Liverpool snatch crucial point putting pressure on city in title race

 

[Deleted member 81382]

Dry Pitch. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Is that to go with the long grass and wide white lines?

And wind

I feel like we almost need a separate thread for Klopp's excuses there's that many of them.

 

[tweety]

Klopps lost it already if he's chucking out excuses. He's a classless fucker.

 

[TheBlueDune]

Brace yourself for SSN’s headlines this evening:

PLUCKY REDS MOUNT THRILLING COMEBACK TO SHARE THE SPOILS WITH THE MIGHTY COTTAGERS

NÚÑEZ INSPIRES BILLIONS ACROSS THE GLOBE WITH WORLD CLASS GOAL AND ASSIST

KLOPP CAN USE THIS SPARKLING RESULT AS A FOUNDATION TO TAKE LIVERPOOL TO THE HISTORIC QUINTUPLE — HENRY WINTER

Resurgent Reds back from the brink.
"It's what we do as champions on our way to the title" vowed Klopp.
"It's our year" echoed Carragher "No more slip ups"

 

[BringBackSwales]

Is this a “year 3” when they have to take a break from the PED’s?

 

[Rhapsody in Blue]

Why drawing against the newcomers will instil fear in Manchester City

 

[Kippax77]

How Klopp's Liverpool plan to celebrate after going ahead of city in the Premier league

 

[laserblue]

Klopp used the dry pitch excuse when the dippers drew 2-2 at West Brom a few years ago. He really needs some new material.

 

[SebastianBlue]

It gets better — Klopp blamed the draw on the “dry pitch”.

So his list of excuses for dropping points now includes:

Dry Pitch
Long Grass
Wind
Too Many Matches
Heat
Cold
Mean Opposition Players

Can’t wait to hear the next addition.

My prediction: “shorts are too tight”.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Don’t know why he’s whinging about the pitch. The ball is never on the ground in his hoofball anyway.

 

[kanovic]

Dry pitch got me lol

 

[The perfect fumble]

More excuses from the German Moaning Myrtle.