Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[ganganvince]

It gets better — Klopp blamed the draw on the “dry pitch”.

So his list of excuses for dropping points now includes:

Dry Pitch
Long Grass
Wind
Too Many Matches
Heat
Cold
Mean Opposition Players

Can’t wait to hear the next addition.

My prediction: “shorts are too tight”.

12 months old but backs you up although you missed Alinsons cold feet.

Everything Klopp has blamed for bad Liverpool results, including 'cold feet' and wind

Another Liverpool stumble – another Jurgen Klopp excuse. The German manager is undoubtedly one of the best bosses in the world, and he can moan like the best of them too. Klopp has listed off…

talksport.com

 

[PinkFinal]

BBC headline:
Nunez inspires Liverpool comeback at Fulham


How about Liverpool held by relegation favourites

Jokers

 

[wolviedinho]

BBC headline:
Nunez inspires Liverpool comeback at Fulham


How about Liverpool held by relegation favourites

Jokers

Scouse spin.

 

[discopop]

The goofy **** would be better off being on Jackanory the amount of fiction that he spouts forth.

 

[dachoosen1]

Mentality monsters defeated by a dry pitch

 

[RandomJ]

Would've won without that darn hosepipe ban.

 

[BringBackSwales]

It gets better — Klopp blamed the draw on the “dry pitch”.

So his list of excuses for dropping points now includes:

Dry Pitch
Long Grass
Wind
Too Many Matches
Heat
Cold
Mean Opposition Players

Can’t wait to hear the next addition.

My prediction: “shorts are too tight”.

Drugs have run out?

 

[mac]

Be comical if this caused a slip up for either of them

Well done mate.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I feel like we almost need a separate thread for Klopp's excuses there's that many of them.

You mean like a bingo card of Bingo's excuses?

 

[SebastianBlue]

Don’t know why he’s whinging about the pitch. The ball is never on the ground in his hoofball anyway.

When Palace beat them at home: “the air was too thick”.

 

[RayCTID]

Drugs have run out?

Snow?

 

[Bazzmand Show]

Klopp used the dry pitch excuse when the dippers drew 2-2 at West Brom a few years ago. He really needs some new material.

Thought it was the wind or some bollocks?

Or maybe that was Everton.

 

[mexico1970]

Great result today, pumping balls into the box for Hamsters to chase doesn't always pay off :)

 

[cookster]

Image being them.

 

[bitterblue78]

When Palace beat them at home: “the air was too thick”.

Was it played on venus.

 

[madloaf]

Thought it was the wind or some bollocks?

Or maybe that was Everton.

It was the Everton draw. Bottling bastards.

 

[jimharri]

It gets better — Klopp blamed the draw on the “dry pitch”.

So his list of excuses for dropping points now includes:

Dry Pitch
Long Grass
Wind
Too Many Matches
Heat
Cold
Mean Opposition Players

Can’t wait to hear the next addition.

My prediction: “shorts are too tight”.

 

[BringBackSwales]

When Palace beat them at home: “the air was too thick”.

I think it was Jordan Henderson was too thick

 

[madloaf]

Second polite request to change the thread name to "Liverpool, who pushed champions Manchester City all the way in the title race last season".

(the media have found a new way of saying a team didn't win the league).

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

The rate at which games are hitting PL teams is getting beyond a joke - Liverpool had another one today!