Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[roypaulknewmyfather]

An old mate of mine (Villa fan) driving home after his sides hammering got to the NEC just after half five. Dogs leaving Crufts going berserk. Was told there was a terrible whining noise only dogs can hear coming down the motorway from the North West of England!

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Ohh I believe you mate, I can't for the life of me imagine what rusty bedspring those feral rats sleep on at night.

They don’t sleep at night, that’s when they repair church roofs and collect car wheels.

 

[HelloCity]

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

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Wouldn't be in City’s top 40 highest league attendance records,

 

[Gone for a Burton]

84569 says hi !!

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Hope we beat them to the league by one point then they can bring up the Doku penalty shite in May and they can go full victim , candle lit vigils , questions in parliament , go fund me page to purchase more wreaths , their fan base must have the biggest percentage or weirdo's and whinging , blubbing soft arses in world football.

 

[tregyblue61]

Wouldn't be in City’s top 40 highest league attendance records,

Their record crowd - 61,905 - would come in at number 29 on our list - I think. I'm sure Gary James could correct me on this.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

There is going to be a re-make of the 1939 film The Arsenal Stadium Mystery , it s being re-named the Klanfield Stadium Mystery , there will be a re-enactment of the March 10th , 2024 penalty incident with heartbroken fans throwing themsleves off the roof of the Kop.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

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And all their tickets had the same seat number and looked like they'd been printed on a photocopier.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

their fan base must have the biggest percentage of murderers in world football.