Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Wretched Vengeance]

Christ. They are the biggest weirdos going. Scruffy, plastic southern tosser.

He could have said all that in about eleven seconds had he cut out pathetic pauses in a sad attempt at making his drivel appear meaningful.

Maybe it did mean more.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I heard on the radio that the authorities in Dublin are already concerned about the likelihood of fake tickets being distributed for the Europa final in May.

I wonder if this concern is linked to possibility of these scouse twats being in the final?

You can be sure of two things if they do get to the final.

1) there will be ticketing issues and

2) it won't be their fault.

Worse case scenario is Liverpool V Rangers final in Dublin.

Second worse Liverpool V Leverkusen.

The second scenario is more likely.

I'd like to think UEFA have learned and will only issue electronic tickets for starters as they will be traceable to any cheeky chippies trying to fake them. However we're talking about an organising that will fine us more for being late on the pitch than a club for repeated racism.

 

[PPT]

Christ. They are the biggest weirdos going. Scruffy, plastic southern tosser.

I very much doubt he’s from Liverpool.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I very much doubt he’s from Liverpool.

What makes you say that? fair enough he's not wearing a shell suit or holding a candle in one hand and a hub cap in the other but I'd like to know why you think he's not a scoucer... ;)

 

[Rochdale Blue]

I was intrigued by the discussion of the "rivalry" between Klopp and Pep. I always thought that Liverpool's real rivals were Chelsea or even Leicester. Klopp has admittedly won more than Leicester and that obviously means more, but Leicester did win both the PL and FA cup before Klopp. Chelsea, on the other hand, have won the PL, the FA cup, the CL and the league cup as many times as Klopp while he has been at Anfield. His rivalry with Clsea is a lot keenr than with a man who has won the PL 5 times more than he has, and the FA and league cups twice as many as he has and the CL as many as he has. That is only rivalry scouse style.

Someone on a City podcast got it spot on when he said, if the title records were reversed they wouldn't call it the Klopp/Pep rivalry.

 

[Rochdale Blue]

You cannot reason with a dipper: you may as well save yourselves the trouble and ignore the needy fuckers.

This nonsensical belief that all football fans secretly adore them is both pitiful and embarrassing. The average football fan detests both them and the rags, that is the reality. They tell themselves that it is us who are disliked, they claim we are a corrupt organisation whose judgment day will be soon with the result that we are stripped of all trophies, titles, and relegated to non-league status, or some such fairy-tale drivel.
They seriously believe that everything we have achieved throughout our history is tainted, that we have won trophies illegally and that soon all our titles and cups will be ceremoniously handed over to them as the true worthy winners, and we shall be banished from football forever.
And they tell each other this over and over again until the mantra becomes truth, it is not just malicious gossip from like-minded dippers, it is a proven fact. Pep has horns growing out of the top of his head, he is an active member of a local Satanic cult who carry out bloodthirsty rituals in order to appease the Devil.

Aleister Crowley is not dead, he simply shaved his bonce, moved to Manchester and became a football manager.

It's not that long ago that all rags thought they were loved by fans of every other club. I remember many of them telling me it was true because they pulled in the biggest attendances at most away games. They couldn't believe it was because the vast majority wanted to see them beaten. They eventually learned the truth.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

... Pep has horns growing out of the top of his head, he is an active member of a local Satanic cult who carry out bloodthirsty rituals in order to appease the Devil.

Aleister Crowley is not dead, he simply shaved his bonce, moved to Manchester and became a football manager.

Ozzy is a big Crowley (aka Pep) fan. Wrote a song about him.

 

[shackattack]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Wonder who they'd buy? Fellow elite cultists like Munich or perhaps their twin arse cheek, plucky likkle 'nited?

Schalke Null Vier?

Because that means four.

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

Haha.We all know these dippers don't do self awareness.Cough 7 days on from when you cheated at Notts Forest
Especially the plastic twats who've never been within 100 miles of Anfield :-)



Edit.More than three minutes of his pain below :-)