Jürgen HypoKlopp:
"If you bring one player in for £100m and he gets injured, then it all goes through the chimney.
"The day that this is football, I'm not in a job anymore, because the game is about playing together.
"Other clubs can go out and spend more money and collect top players. I want to do it differently. I would even do it differently if I could spend that money.
Although I would love for any journalist with half an ounce of courage to challenge him on this, purely because he'd lose his temper at the audacity of being pulled up on his own words, I won't hold my break on him falling on his sword. Liar, bully, failure.
Liverpool have a famous history of cherry picking players from lesser teams. It used to be Southampton, but as Brighton are the new funky cool club, now it's them. He's a great player, but alongside the other midfielder Liverpool have just nicked from them, helped Brighton to finish one place below Liverpool last year. Their hopes still rely on Salah, and to a lesser extent Diaz, staying fit and in form, or on Noonyez finding that cow's arse finally.