Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[jimharri]

Their delusions know no bounds. Just heard a scouse women on the news compare Aintree Lady’s day to Royal Ascot.

How could you understand her?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

He’s Oirish as well. I mean come on, of course he fucking is.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

How could you understand her?

Especially after 25 pints of Lambrini, a face full of kebab meat and missing a few teeth after a fight.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Their delusions know no bounds. Just heard a scouse women on the news compare Aintree Lady’s day to Royal Ascot.

But I thought they didn’t like the aristocracy? Now they are comparing events involving them?

 

[Impeccable One]

Mental Munters

 

[JASR]

Watched the game last night, hoping for a good showing by Atalanta…

It didn’t look like it was likely to happen in the 1st 20mins or so, the speed of the Liverpool players movement was … not normal… it felt like the match was being shown at 1.5x rate when they had the ball/pressed.
I’m glad to see that science prevailed and their running performance took a sudden nosedive… and only recovered slightly with the introduction of fresh players…

 

[Blue5964]

 

[BlueRockape]

Crystal meth and crack are a very potent combination

Bet a pound to a pinch of shit he is Irish or part

 

[supercity88]

I'm finally understanding what these famous European nights under the lights at Anfield are all about. I thought it was a myth. The usual dipper hype. But after seeing them lose 5-2 to Real Madrid and then 3-0 to Atalanta I can see it really is the hardest place in Europe to go.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

You all laugh now

But tomorrow, Sky will bite back

All reports will be about Everton should be relegated and a team with 115 charges.... No mention of Atalanta

They will sink without trace...