Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Stoned Rose]

“If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing.” — Shanks

Wonder where that leaves third.

Meaning a whole lot more.

 

[MadchesterCity]

The klopp 'era' trophies:
The covid premier league* that no fucker saw then lift the trophy for.
A champions league after beating a poor spurs team in the final with a dodgy penalty
An fa cup and 2 league cups where they didn't score a single goal in 3 matches in normal time.

And they will have you believe he has been as good as pep.

Lol

 

[Tolmie scores]

One thing is for certain on the last day of the league season all the attention wil be on Klippety at Klanfield and whoever wins the title will be an afterthought , there will not be a dry eye in the house on that day because the rest of football fans will be crying with laughter at yet another season of abject failure , and another quadruple campaign finished in April .
So the Dippers can have their tearful farewell , whilst Pep hopefully picks up a double , double and a fourth record breaking consecutive title , which puts Klippety's achievements during his tenure into perspective.
It isnt all about money , if it was the Rags & Chelsea would be top of the pile , its what you do with the money.

and Arsenal...money they've spent//Klopp is not shy of 'dipping' into his club's pockets either

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

The covid premier league* that no fucker saw then lift the trophy for.

Ah yes, but at least the Liverpool faithful kept up their traditions by breaking the law. And the Merseyside police theirs, by not doing a blind thing about it.
You've gorra rispect ’istree, see?

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

So the dippers have finally done something for the first time.
The very first Disney film without a happy ending.

Funny how Plopp turned his nose at managing the rags because the club was pitched to him as an adult "Disneyland" yet his farewell quadruple tour has been filmed by Disney.

Kloppocryte.

 

[ysmsa]

Funny how Plopp turned his nose at managing the rags because the club was pitched to him as an adult "Disneyland" yet his farewell quadruple tour has been filmed by Disney.

Kloppocryte.

Disney+ surely

It means that little bit more!

 

[1961_vintage]

Yu buncha cleowns!!!
WOI IS HEE SMOILIN'?!

Ha ha highlight of the potato head season!

Heez smurrken!

 

[ShedDweller]

Looks like the wheels are well and truly off now, the rats are starting to attack each other...

Quite a few will be walking alone before the season is out...

 

[wolviedinho]

The klopp 'era' trophies:
The covid premier league* that no fucker saw then lift the trophy for.
A champions league after beating a poor spurs team in the final with a dodgy penalty
An fa cup and 2 league cups where they didn't score a single goal in 3 matches in normal time.

And they will have you believe he has been as good as pep.

That’s being kind. They believe bingo is far superior to Pep in every way.

Come and get your delusional pills kloppshites…

 

[Edghill OG]

So the dippers have finally done something for the first time.
The very first Disney film without a happy ending.
This is what TAA meant by seeing things others don’t.

On the contrary. For everybody not associated with that Neanderthal tribe it's a wonderful ending. I for one will now be watching.