Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[tweety]

They are the gift that keeps on giving

 

[ninjamonkey]

They only just discovering how finals work? You can also change 4 results and turn klopps reign into a solitary covid title and a succession of final bottlejobs.

 

[Ducado]

Every season something cringeworthy like this appears they seem to have little self awareness

I was chatting to a Liverpool fan the other night who was very gloomy, he reckons one of the drivers to Bingo leaving was that the team was getting on and there was not that much money for a rebuild unless they got lucky again with their signings

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Every season something cringeworthy like this appears they seem to have little self awareness

I was chatting to a Liverpool fan the other night who was very gloomy, he reckons one of the drivers to Bingo leaving was that the team was getting on and there was not that much money for a rebuild unless they got lucky again with their signings

The Coutinho money finally ran out?

I'm not having it.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Dicked by the equivalent of a micropenis…

Hmmm, 11mm is a “micropenis” you say. Interesting. I’ll let my friend know …

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Since the 16/17 season. The 23/24 season isn't included.

City have finished: 3rd - 1st - 1st - 2nd - 1st - 1st - 1st

Liverpool: 4th - 4th - 2nd - 1st - 3rd - 2nd - 5th. Their average place finish - 3rd.

Over these seven seasons, City have accumulated 625 points at an ave. 89.28. Compare that with Liverpool's 575 points ave. 82.14.

City goals score during this period: 659 - ave 94.14. - City goals conceded: 215 ave. 30.71

Liverpool goals for this period: 573 - ave 81.85. Liverpool goals conceded 250 ave. 35.71.

City is on course this campaign (fingers crossed) to further cement the gap between the two teams.

So much for them having the best for every position. At least not where it matters.

Their delusion, whining and bitterness, well; it must mean more.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Every season something cringeworthy like this appears they seem to have little self awareness

I was chatting to a Liverpool fan the other night who was very gloomy, he reckons one of the drivers to Bingo leaving was that the team was getting on and there was not that much money for a rebuild unless they got lucky again with their signings

Obviously don’t have the login details to our scouting system this time either.

 

[solley attwell]

Won 2 domestic finals on penalties
Won CL with the help of a dubious penalty in the first minute
Won carabou cup with 119th min winner
4 kicks away from just winning a single COVID title

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Stoned Rose]

You’d only have to chop an inch off his cock and he’d be woman.