Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Odd socks]

Just satisfy yourself that if this fawning over Klopp is probably the biggest reason Pep has stayed as long as he has.
We think it's only us that hates these comparisons between us and the dipper cunts, I've no doubt behind the mask that Pep shows the world he must be angry as fuck with the lot of them and his response is to be driven to win even more.
Pep needs to compete with grand masters of football ( Klopp has been a top manager even if he is a prick at times), we need to be aware that without a challenge Pep might have gone after his first contract.
This could be posted in the media thread as they drove the Klopp is the greatest theme, we need this new manager to be half decent to keep the greatest manager motivated.

 

[mancboy]

FFS!!!

 

[half & half derby scarf]

What's the real reason Klopp's jumping ship?

Soft lad hates scousers and how managing them has destroyed any charisma he once had. The horse has already bolted la!

 

[horlock_was_super]

When Labour under Gordon Brown lost the election the incoming government were supposedly left a note saying that there was no money left.

When the manager opens the top drawer of his desk on his first day - I wonder if there will be a similar note?

 

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When Labour under Gordon Brown lost the election the incoming government were supposedly left a note saying that there was no money left.

When the manager opens the top drawer of his desk on his first day - I wonder if there will be a similar note?

But klopp didn't spend any money

 

[Metal Biker]

Watching his final press conference...


..what the fuck is he even saying?

 

[Blue Llama]

Watching his final press conference...


..what the fuck is he even saying?

Possibly, "I couldn't say anything before for obvious reasons but my deputy will be in charge on Sunday as scruffy Jim has made me an offer I cannot refuse".

 

[mancboy]

Watching his final press conference...


..what the fuck is he even saying?

bollocks, its citys fault, bollocks, refs hate us, bollocks, its not about trophies, bollocks, couldnt compete with money, bollocks

 

[GornikDaze]

Possibly, "I couldn't say anything before for obvious reasons but my deputy will be in charge on Sunday as scruffy Jim has made me an offer I cannot refuse".

He’s deffo off to the rags… they’ve even put in a purpose built monsoon shower so he can clean his gnashers after every game

 

[jimharri]

You can imagine what it'll be like there on sunday. The deluge from the tears will put last weekend at "The Theatre of Streams" to shame.