Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[standupifyouhatemanu]

:-)

 

[chedinho]

:-)

Brilliant

 

[No.8]

Sometimes living so far away you forget how much you dislike Scousers then you have an utter shitshow like Klippity leaving and it all comes flooding back!!

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

It's not just OTT, it's OTT Grade - A Premium.

He's a football manager who happens to be leaving a club, probably going on to manage another club somewhere else.
Something football managers have been doing almost every day since time began: it's a transient profession, you inbred, self-serving scousers. Did you think he was going to stay there until he died? He's going to finish the job, get in his car and fuck off home, considerably wealthier than he was before he turned up at Anfield.
There is not going to be the melodic voices of a Heavenly choir serenading him as he ascends to the clouds to meet up with the rest of the Gods. Angels will not be majestically swooping down from some celestial Promised Land to guide him along the way to where his gold-encrusted throne awaits him.

Snap out of it: you drooling, overwrought, melodramatic morons. You won your Asterisk Trophy by outspending everyone, playing Fat Sam hoofball and falling over in your opponents' penalty areas as often as you could.
And that gurning cheerleader's antagonistic and quarrelsome nature has done nothing to repair your utterly dreadful reputation, quite the reverse - there are now many many more people who have turned their backs on your vile club because of that deranged German.

And you dipper fans want to celebrate this?

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[Cheesy]

BBC Breakfast with a feature on Kilppety's departure.

Vomit inducing.

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

FFS!!!

Brilliant. There was a Far Side cartoon of ‘The Many Moods of the Irish Setter’, all identically grinning with its tongue out. This one is more ‘How Will You Remember the Human Horse?’

Top right is beyond creepy. Imagine waking up and seeing that.

 

[remember arthur mann]

What's the real reason Klopp's jumping ship?

 

[unicorn]

We as a club should not do anything like this when pep leaves, just a nice Manc loud exhale, a tap on you thigh and a "right, I'd best be off, see you later" is more than enough.

I'll take him out for a few pints of Holt's in the Hare & Hounds if he fancies it though. Done OK has Pep.

 

[blue for life]

The scousers can’t get over the shock of his announcement. Came out of nowhere and still under contract. Also mid season announcement. Bit strange. At least we know when Pep is going.

 

[Brewster's millions]

What's the real reason Klopp's jumping ship?

He doesn’t like living in Liverpool and he’s moving to Real Madrid in a year’s time. That’s pretty much it.

Call me a cynic but I’m not confident the facts of the matter will get much attention in the coverage of the next few days.