Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Oldtraffordblue1]

I see Klopp was doing his rounds again stinking out Anfield at the Taylor Swift gig last night. Loves all the adoration from the cultists but doesn’t actually want to do the job as he knows Pep is supremely better.

Sure I read he had only gone into Liverpool city centre about 7 times in 9 years, contrast that with Pep!

 

[mattcity5]

All these scouse cunts who keep bleating about how we should give them the titles we won by "cheating", here's one for them. They won their Champions League games by "cheating". How come they will say. Simple, the pitch dimension for all senior UEFA competitions have a MINIMUM size of 105m x 68m. Anfields pitch dimensions are 101m x 68m, therefore they fall below the minimum standards required for the competition. That is why Anfield has not been considered as a venue for Euro 2028 matches as the pitch dimensions fall foul of UEFA's regulations

They've played all those "historic and glorious" matches on a pitch 4 metres too short, including a victory in a quarter final against us. If this would have been City winning at the Etihad with that sized pitch, you can put your mortgage on those scouse twats getting the measuring tapes out and crying to UEFA demanding us thrown out of the competition for cheating.

I've said it before, this is actually the point our media needs to make before we play there every time. It's not the atmosphere, fans or stadium that make it difficult, it's that they play on a fucking junior pitch.

If their new manager has any plans to play possession stuff like we do, he'll find it harder than he expects. One of the reasons they can charge about like idiots every home game is because they've less ground to cover than sides who play on pitches for grown-ups

 

[manimanc]

Be piss funny if he rocked up at Dortmund and came out with a kendall-esque statement that Liverpool are a love affair but Dortmund are marriage.

 

[Toffeedude]

Working in an office in Liverpool today, the topic of conversation is all about which team they are supporting in the Euros. Most supporting Netherlands due to the amount of dipper players. Not one supporting England. The Kingdom of Liverpool.

To be fair, I support Sweden over England. My mum came from Sweden. But I would be happy for my family and friends if England actually won it.

I am cheering on Denmark though lol.

 

[69FACUPfinal]

Have they installed the VAR screen yet?

 

[Shirley]

Have they installed the VAR screen yet?

They’re waiting for the rags to install it first.

 

[Aba452]

There's a lot of things that make me sick about the ferals.

The bus attack, filmed and condoned by mersey plods.

Heysel - they should never be allowed to forget.

Hillsborough - but we're not allowed to talk about it.

A 15 year old girl receiving life changing injuries after their yobs threw a pint pot of coins.

Makes the database hacking, orchestrated attacks on our club via uefa and pl, and sponsorship by terrorist funding money launderers almost pale by comparison.

Almost.

Can't own your own shameful history, try to lecture us on morals whilst celebrating on the anniversary of Heysel?

Despicable cowards.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

I love that this thread only pops up now and again.

Irrelevant club right now

Yeah but it’s still going to be fun watching them turn dog turd again now Bingo’s fucked off.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Yeah but it’s still going to be fun watching them turn dog turd again now Bingo’s fucked off.

I am looking fw to it. He wont be a patch on Klopp and is destined to be sakced because of it.

 

[tweety]

One title in 35 years against our 8 over the same time frame. Not in the conversation.