Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Eds]

Had the misfortune of conversing with a dipper today. I asked him why they boo the national anthem and he waffled something about the Torres, Thatcher and Hillsborough without giving me an answer. Next question was why do you boo Abide with me. His answer was what’s that? I lost the will to live at that point.

 

[Blue and true]

If I were told before the season started that a club would become embroiled in a dodgy decision/cock up row that would lead to calls for a replay, and I had a billion pound to stake on who that club would be, every single fucking penny would have gone on Liverpool.

 

[KentBlue]

I lost the will to live at that point.

You got further than I would...I would have lost the will to live the moment he started speaking. It's not an accent, it's an abomination.

 

[Toffeedude]

my apologies i should have said dippers

No probs dude.

 

[Toffeedude]

If I were told before the season started that a club would become embroiled in a dodgy decision/cock up row that would lead to calls for a replay, and I had a billion pound to stake on who that club would be, every single fucking penny would have gone on Liverpool.

100% mate

 

[Ted_Bovis]

The VAR victims?


They’ll be a new type of claim advert soon:
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Don’t delay, call today on our free dedicated victim line, just speed dial ‘19’ ‘6 times’ to be connected to dedicated scousers whining for you’


* not to be confused with the VVD4U fan club

NO win NO league

 

[City Mike 1969]

I just hope Negouai manages to keep his gob shut about how he scored his only league goal for City... we've got enough on our plate with that world club thing without an extra game against Rotherham.

 

[Kippax77]

I think we need to involve Mourinho in this national debate.
He hates the Dippers with a passion after that "ghost goal" at Anfield whick knocked Chelsea out of the Champions league.
I'm sure he'd be interested in a replay.
His destain for the Dippers seeped out of every pore as he celebrated Gerrard's slip which contributed on them missing out on the title.

 

[KentBlue]

I think we need to involve Mourinho in this national debate.
He hates the Dippers with a passion after that "ghost goal" at Anfield whick knocked Chelsea out of the Champions league.
I'm sure he'd be interested in a replay.
His destain for the Dippers seeped out of every pore as he celebrated Gerrard's slip which contributed on them missing out on the title.

I'm beginning to like Maureen now.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I just hope Negouai manages to keep his gob shut about how he scored his only league goal for City... we've got enough on our plate with that world club thing without an extra game against Rotherham.

What about the goat as well, handled the hall into the net in front of the North Stand to see us through to the play off final in 1999. We’d be back in division 2 again, we’d have to rebuild Maine Road for the game to be played but we’ll worth it to invade the pitch again.