Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[cleavers]

Looks like someone at the bbc has asked them to tone it down, it was headlines at 1pm, but it's about 5th story this evening, some common sense at last.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

He's played a blinder by announcing early. Full on grief mode for months now. Might as well give them the trophy now. Can you imagine the guards of honour if they do it with a few games to go? They'll have the opposition fans sing along with YNWA and they'll be demanding other teams take a knee for him.

It would be unbearable - they’d demand he be brought out on a throne carried by the refs with the opposition players massaging his feet.
And Bernie would simply turn out in the number 52 shirt, just to prove a point.

 

[Elbow beards]

Klippery Flop.

 

[malg]

Wait till the Govan piss can gos today will seem like a birthday party.

I hope the GPC fakes a seizure to upstage the fucker.

 

[bridgeno1]

You'd prefer Klopp over Arteta?

1000000%

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

State of that lfctv puff piece.....guy won fucking one covid league title, a shit CL final against spuds who were even worse than them on the night, and chucked 800 million quid at the squad

 

[heslops barnet]

Put sky sports news on and had to get the sick bucket out, you'd think he'd died.

Usual sly sports pandering to the red shirts…..

 

[Brendan110_0]

It'd be a story book ending if we beat them to the title by 1 point then get exonerated.

 

[mexico1970]

Looks like someone at the bbc has asked them to tone it down, it was headlines at 1pm, but it's about 5th story this evening, some common sense at last.

The scouse fire brigade have spent all afternoon fighting candle fires and have asked media outlets to stop reporting on it.

 

[malg]

My...name...is...Melissa....reddy...I...am...a...robot....I...know...fucking...nothing

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