Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[spacecadet]

When's the funeral?

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Off to Liverpool One in the morning with me barrow ,seliing candles and wreaths , buy one get one free.

 

[M Gaudino]

I have to be serious in pretty much every aspect of my Life. You can fuck off trying to suck the joy out of the one part that’s meant to be juvenile and fun.

the word ‘meant’ is doing a lot of lifting there when its just your interpretation of what this thing is for. enjoyable yes, juvenile? join a comedy collective

 

[Kippaxpete]

I'll miss watching the buck-toothed bastard trying to eat an apple through a tennis racket.

 

[Bluemanc100]

Some of this hysteria about Klopp leaving is pure dipper theatre. It’s so bizarre. “They will run through brick walls for him” “They will need to put more nails in the roof because it’s going to lift off against Norwich”

They’ll need more nails because the original ones were stolen and weighed in…

 

[Bluemanc100]

I'll miss watching the buck-toothed bastard trying to eat an apple through a tennis racket.

I’ll miss the weird Cnut watching the opposition warm up…

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Who will play Klippety in the inevitable film about his life , i am going for Plug from the Beano

 

[dadnlad]

when did he become a saint

 

[Bluemanc100]

Who will play Klippety in the inevitable film about his life , i am going for Plug from the Beano

He’ll need to dye his hair blonde but I’d give the job to Rylan.. He’s a detestable **** too

 

[Toffeedude]

Who will play Klippety in the inevitable film about his life , i am going for Plug from the Beano