Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Semper aggressus]

Tin hat firmly on - I'd like to see what Pep could do with Alexander-Arnold

Sell him to Bayern?

 

[Dr Jacoby]

Robertson?!

He’s been one of the most reliable left backs in the league for the past few years but I wouldn’t touch him with a 10ft barge pole. He makes Suarez look like a saint.

Alisson is a more complete keeper than Ederson and I think Alexander-Arnold would really thrive under Pep in a midfield role. I’d also take Salah, van Dijk, their new full-back, Diaz and the Hungarian chap in midfield.

 

[Sky Blue]

Robertson?!

He’s been one of the most reliable left backs in the league for the past few years but I wouldn’t touch him with a 10ft barge pole. He makes Suarez look like a saint.

Alisson is a more complete keeper than Ederson and I think Alexander-Arnold would really thrive under Pep in a midfield role. I’d also take Salah, van Dijk, their new full-back, Diaz and the Hungarian chap in midfield.

That's us never winning the league again.

 

[Moss Side's Finest]

I am not sure if you have seen the news that Klopp is leaving at the end of the season, it has not been publicized at all.

Anyway got me thinking if a mass player exodus took place, would we want or take any in our squad ?

I have 3 players I would take.

Andy Robertson - We have never had a left back for 30 years why not get a real one.

Allison - Possibly a better keeper than Ederson but not a better ball player.

Jota - versatile player and chips in with goals.

You need to give your head a wobble.

1) Even talking about getting any of their shithouse players in

2) Even comparing Allison to Ederson

 

[TinFoilHat]

This should be in the dippers thread.

As for the question. None of those feral, cheating bastards should be anywhere near our club. We're levels above them in all positions.

 

[ken tali]

Salah

 

[Chi-town blues]

 

[Eric Hitchmough]

I am not sure if you have seen the news that Klopp is leaving at the end of the season, it has not been publicized at all.

Anyway got me thinking if a mass player exodus took place, would we want or take any in our squad ?

I have 3 players I would take.

Andy Robertson - We have never had a left back for 30 years why not get a real one.

Allison - Possibly a better keeper than Ederson but not a better ball player.

Jota - versatile player and chips in with goals.

Fuck them all, every last one of them.

I’d rather have Andy Peters at left back than Rat Face Robertson.

Fuck them and their inhalers.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Fuck that we don’t do asthma drugs

 

[BringBackSwales]

Tin hat firmly on - I'd like to see what Pep could do with Alexander-Arnold

Try and teach him to tackle, mark, head