Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Whether or not]

Ladies & gentlemen I present.to you the most laughable and ridiculous football statistic ever.
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Can you imagine the level of bitterness, desperation and inability to accept reality, that goes into that. Mind boggling really.

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[freshie]

Love this

 

[Blue Mist]

Not these predictions, the fucking skiing he covers, ffs.

His career is going downhill.

 

[its grim up north]

Robertson?!

He’s been one of the most reliable left backs in the league for the past few years but I wouldn’t touch him with a 10ft barge pole. He makes Suarez look like a saint.

Alisson is a more complete keeper than Ederson and I think Alexander-Arnold would really thrive under Pep in a midfield role. I’d also take Salah, van Dijk, their new full-back, Diaz and the Hungarian chap in midfield.

So you'd replace seven of ours?

 

[its grim up north]

But you took Sterling.

But YOU took Sterling, Fuck off raggie

 

[Dr Jacoby]

So you'd replace seven of ours?

No. But I think Alisson, Alexander-Arnold, van Dijk, Salah, Szoboszlai and Diaz would make our squad.

 

[mexico1970]

Armbands today?

 

[lonestay]

Armbands today?

Probably and everybody forced into a mins silence before the game as the dipper dirge is played in full .

 

[cheekybids]

I thought it was a parody….. just when you think you’ve seen it all.