Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Deleted member 81382]

Gerrard gonna manage in Saudi.

It wasn't that long ago that Liverpool fans, renowned for their football knowledge, were saying that he would take over from Klopp. Then again it may have just been another example of that famous scouse humour.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

So Stevie has slipped out of the country.

 

[Blue Til Death]

So Stevie has slipped out of the country.

He will slide right back in within 6 months too, pockets full of petroleum dollars and slagging the Saudis off with the rest of the spitting cunts on miseryside …

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

LOL they're totally fucked over by this ~Gerrard to Saudi news on RAWK. From "Its justified because its a lot of money" to "Gerrard cant come back to the PL again" Its really done their heads in.

But tbh why is "Stevie G" lorded as much as he is, especially by the national media!? His slip lost them the title, his antics for england got us knocked out, he cant manage (Unless its a farmers league), he now accepts "oil money", geting into bar fights, his gangland connections to crime. I really really dont see why the media have him as a hero... Unless its just because its lfc??!

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

LOL they're totally fucked over by this ~Gerrard to Saudi news on RAWK. From "Its justified because its a lot of money" to "Gerrard cant come back to the PL again" Its really done their heads in.

But tbh why is "Stevie G" lorded as much as he is, especially by the national media!? His slip lost them the title, his antics for england got us knocked out, he cant manage (Unless its a farmers league), he now accepts "oil money", geting into bar fights, his gangland connections to crime. I really really dont see why the media have him as a hero... Unless its just because its lfc??!

Here's a few google translations to get him by.For his limited scouse scrawl :-)

Hello I'm stevie starfish
mrhban ، 'ana najm albahr stifi

Ehh ehh calm down la
ayih ayih ahdayiy la

This is our year la
hadhih hi sinatuna la

Always the victim never your fault
dayiman aldahiat 'abadan khata'ak

All reds in the rawk cult are wankers
jamie alhumr fi eibadat alruwk hum min almutajawilun

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

I left the pub at 3-0, had an early morning and couldn't be arsed watching what seemed a procession, had rang herself just before I left. As soon as I walked in the door all she'd say to me was "check the score, just check the score".

Howcome you hadn't torched it before you left? :-)

 

[Pontypool Blue]

Don’t get within 5 yards of any scouse ****, when he trying to pronounce Szoboszlai, you’ll get plastered in Phlegm.
Cunts

Just change the location from Wales to Liverpool (close enough!)

 

[Deleted member 81382]

Their 3-3 at Palace in 2014 is on Sky Prem Classics now for anyone who wants to Bert as hard as me tonight.

The match that produced one of the funniest football gifs.

I don't know how to post it but it's the one where the Liverpool fans look absolutely gutted after a missed chance at 3-3 and you can see one of them saying "I don't believe it."

 

[Protein Junkie]

Here's a few google translations to get him by.For his limited scouse scrawl :-)

Hello I'm stevie starfish
mrhban ، 'ana najm albahr stifi

Ehh ehh calm down la
ayih ayih ahdayiy la

This is our year la
hadhih hi sinatuna la

Always the victim never your fault
dayiman aldahiat 'abadan khata'ak

All reds in the rawk cult are wankers
jamie alhumr fi eibadat alruwk hum min almutajawilun

Yes but what is “eeeeehhhhhhmmmmm” in Arabic ?

 

[big gaz]

LOL they're totally fucked over by this ~Gerrard to Saudi news on RAWK. From "Its justified because its a lot of money" to "Gerrard cant come back to the PL again" Its really done their heads in.

But tbh why is "Stevie G" lorded as much as he is, especially by the national media!? His slip lost them the title, his antics for england got us knocked out, he cant manage (Unless its a farmers league), he now accepts "oil money", geting into bar fights, his gangland connections to crime. I really really dont see why the media have him as a hero... Unless its just because its lfc??!

Tubster mate you only you only needed 5 letters and give you're fingers a rest ;-)

 

[lasereyes]

Think we would still have won the league on goal difference if the Dippers had won that game, bit like the misnomer that Dennis Laws’s back heel sent the Rags down.

There would have been a lot more pressure in our final game though. Could have been like last season's clincher.

 

[lasereyes]

The match that produced one of the funniest football gifs.

I don't know how to post it but it's the one where the Liverpool fans look absolutely gutted after a missed chance at 3-3 and you can see one of them saying "I don't believe it."

It was like an anti-Mr Universe pageant

 

[manimanc]

It was like an anti-Mr Universe pageant

I thought it was a cunts convention.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Gangland connections? Is that his wife?

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

it's the one where the Liverpool fans look absolutely gutted after a missed chance at 3-3 and you can see one of them saying "I don't believe it."

Toad Scouse.

 

[Shaggy]

The match that produced one of the funniest football gifs.

I don't know how to post it but it's the one where the Liverpool fans look absolutely gutted after a missed chance at 3-3 and you can see one of them saying "I don't believe it, la"

Corrected for you

 

[west didsblue]

Here's a few google translations to get him by.For his limited scouse scrawl :-)

Hello I'm stevie starfish
mrhban ، 'ana najm albahr stifi

Ehh ehh calm down la
ayih ayih ahdayiy la

This is our year la
hadhih hi sinatuna la

Always the victim never your fault
dayiman aldahiat 'abadan khata'ak

All reds in the rawk cult are wankers
jamie alhumr fi eibadat alruwk hum min almutajawilun

Interesting that the word jamie is in the wankers sentence. It would be good if it actually meant wanker. Works well with Carragher.

 

[oldius]

Slippy G"s boots are now officially covered in oil.

 

[Bluearmy]

The match that produced one of the funniest football gifs.

I don't know how to post it but it's the one where the Liverpool fans look absolutely gutted after a missed chance at 3-3 and you can see one of them saying "I don't believe it."

 

[Bluearmy]

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To be fair it had about 50 potential gif’s. They were all crying at the end on the pitch. Glorious to see!!