KentBlue
Well-Known Member
It must be awful being a dipper fan. Imagine waking up every morning knowing you only support a team because you are a social outcast, looked down upon by all football fans - even Millwall supporters. Knowing that the club you have latched onto (probably because of (A) peer pressure, or (B) total lack of footballing knowledge, or both) has been proven time and time again to be devoid of any redeeming features whatsoever. Killing innocent people, kicking fuck out of women and children, launching a co-ordinated and totally unjustified attack on an opponents team coach, and run crying to mummy when those nasty supporters from other clubs give you a bit of verbals back.
Knowing that the city you come from has one of the worst reputations in the whole of Europe, but your chosen club's reputation is even worse than the fucking city that it comes from!
Knowing that the only reason you'll almost certainly be lifting the Premier trophy this season is because of an extraordinary attack of mass lethargy that hit all the usual contenders - most notably us. And knowing that you were the lesser of three evils this season (no true football fan ever wants either the gooners or the rags to so much as win a game of tiddly-winks).
On behalf of sports fans everywhere, we'll be taking our trophy back next season - count on it.
Knowing that the city you come from has one of the worst reputations in the whole of Europe, but your chosen club's reputation is even worse than the fucking city that it comes from!
Knowing that the only reason you'll almost certainly be lifting the Premier trophy this season is because of an extraordinary attack of mass lethargy that hit all the usual contenders - most notably us. And knowing that you were the lesser of three evils this season (no true football fan ever wants either the gooners or the rags to so much as win a game of tiddly-winks).
On behalf of sports fans everywhere, we'll be taking our trophy back next season - count on it.