locked out ...

[Sigh]

It's not so bad at least you have a phone with you so you can post on here. Or you are at a mates house. Or you have Rubber Armstrong arms to get trhough yer letterbox and x-ray eyes to see what you're doing.

 

[rushts]

Teach her a lesson by texting her that you've just been stabbed, see how quick she's home then.

 

[Ovo]

I was locked out once and pissed myself as a result.

 

[BlueDean]

You've gotta love bluemoon.
A feral latchkey child, an absent, feckless, booze hound mother and plot twists suggesting gang sex, burglary, criminal damage and incestuous sodomy. Oh, and kebabs.
This thread is like a very downmarket, Manc underclass remake of Home Alone.

Home alone had a happy ending tho didn't it? With some of these on here I'm not sure this story will

 

[King-Dzeko]

We are just finishing up in the Ransom mate. She wants a kebab on the way home though, ETA 30 minutes.

lol

Go to the pub and get the key ?

 

[sweep]

I was locked out once and pissed myself as a result.

People find humour in the strangest things.

 

[jonnymcfc]

I was locked out once and pissed myself as a result.

could you not have just had a piss outside?

 

[LongsightM13]

I was locked out once and pissed myself as a result.

Griff, why didn't you just go round the back and piss up the wall, or ask your neighbours to use their toilet?
Gotta be better than standing there sobbing with a self-inflicted 'hot leg'

 

[glen quagmire]

I was locked out once and pissed myself as a result.

Griff, why didn't you just go round the back and piss up the wall, or ask your neighbours to use their toilet?
Gotta be better than standing there sobbing with a self-inflicted 'hot leg'

Longsight. Glen has now put you in the fav posters category!

 

[LongsightM13]

Griff, why didn't you just go round the back and piss up the wall, or ask your neighbours to use their toilet?
Gotta be better than standing there sobbing with a self-inflicted 'hot leg'

Longsight. Glen has now put you in the fav posters category!

Thank you Glen. I have given myself 'tramp pants' in celebration of my elevated status. And I'm not even locked out...