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- Thread starter ConnorD110
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slicky202
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does your mother have a problem with alcohol then?
gaudinho's stolen car
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Sorry your mum is late, mate. She got garlic sauce everywhere. Once I've finished her kebab she'll be home, quick as a flash.
slicky202
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oh and if MCFCjames offers you a place to wait for her DO NOT ACCEPT!
LongsightM13
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Not heard from the OP for a bit.
Did Waynetta Slob finally leave the boozer?
Is he still outside?
Has he been made a Ward of the court?
Has he been picked up by an Asian 'street grooming' gang?
Has he pissed his pants like griff?
(Cue Eastenders synth drum roll....)
Did Waynetta Slob finally leave the boozer?
Is he still outside?
Has he been made a Ward of the court?
Has he been picked up by an Asian 'street grooming' gang?
Has he pissed his pants like griff?
(Cue Eastenders synth drum roll....)
ConnorD110
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right, i was takin a while to see what the comments would be ,
lets get one thing straight, she was at the pub for a MEAL , and she came home as soon as she heard me smashing up the garden
lets get one thing straight, she was at the pub for a MEAL , and she came home as soon as she heard me smashing up the garden
One of my mums neighbours caught me climbing into the kitchen window when I was locked out one time. He yanked on my trouser leg, the daft fooker scared me half to death. Think he was on the sauce most of the time. Had to climb back out and convince him that I lived there.
gaudinho's stolen car
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saleblue16 said:right, i was takin a while to see what the comments would be ,
lets get one thing straight, she was at the pub for a MEAL , and she came home as soon as she heard me smashing up the garden
Urban Dictionary:
Smashing Up The Garden means - pissing yourself when you are locked out. Alternatives: Tramp Pants; Hot Leg
LongsightM13
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Bwaaahaaaahaaaa!!!!!!!gaudinho's stolen car said:saleblue16 said:right, i was takin a while to see what the comments would be ,
lets get one thing straight, she was at the pub for a MEAL , and she came home as soon as she heard me smashing up the garden
Urban Dictionary:
Smashing Up The Garden means - pissing yourself when you are locked out. Alternatives: Tramp Pants; Hot Leg
Also known as 'Fergie Pants'
pablozabaleta
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Sugarloaf said:One of my mums neighbours caught me climbing into the kitchen window when I was locked out one time. He yanked on my trouser leg, the daft fooker scared me half to death. Think he was on the sauce most of the time. Had to climb back out and convince him that I lived there.
Haha I remember when I climbed in the toilet window when I was locked out. Our neighbours who live behind us behind us saw me climbing into the window and called the police. At this time, I didn't know the old woman had called the police and I proceeded to start cooking tea. About half an hour later the police knock on and start asking questions. I'm asked to prove I live there and not robbing the place. Ffs, if I was robbing the place, would I really start cooking pie and chips and start watching TV. Not spoke to the woman since that day