Locked up for life

[guv]

It might only take one second of losing your temper with someone. You might have even forgotten all about it in a hungover fog until the police come a-knocking on your door the next day.

So, life and without the prospect of parole. How would you cope?

 

[Kippax.]

It might only take one second of losing your temper with someone. You might have even forgotten all about it in a hungover fog until the police come a-knocking on your door the next day.

So, life and without the prospect of parole. How would you cope?

what you done guv?

 

[Bozo]

Am I allowed a Cat?

 

[paddystyle]

say fuck all till you talk to a lawyer guv

 

[barcabloo]

Am I allowed a Cat?

And a canary

 

[guv]

what you done guv?

Murder! Murder! Horrible murder!

Am I allowed a Cat?

No cats. No clown costumes.

 

[Bluemoon115]

Claim that prison is an infringement of my human rights, and get out after 6 months.

 

[barryo]

I'm not sure you can be authentic with your answer to that unless you'd been there.

 

[bluealf]

Shitting myself probably, what a horible thought being locked up.

No fucking stella for one thing.

No sex that i would desire is another more frightening thought.


ps thats why there should be no cats for the clown lol

 

[guv]

Hmmmm. Anyway, I think I'd try to get a cushy job like the old timer in Shawshank. Failing that, take several educational courses. Books keep you sane.

 

[paddystyle]

Hmmmm. Anyway, I think I'd try to get a cushy job like the old timer in Shawshank. Failing that, take several educational courses. Books keep you sane.

did'nt keep brooks the lbrarian sane in shawshank,better to get yourself a steadt supply of drugs and a couple of floyd albums,the days would jusy whizz by

 

[Pearcey]

I had a dream once, that I beat a man to death in cold blood outside my local bookies...
I got away with it, but the guilt was immense.

I was really glad to wake up and realise I'd not actually killed anyone.

 

[tueartsboots]

Get used to chewing pillow or get your teeth taken out and prepare to swallow !!

 

[Newlunar]

Honest answer?

Live one day at a time, accept your fate. Realise the fact that you do not need interaction with your species and viciously attack anyone who comes near you, particularly fellow inmates.
Develop a penchant for gyms, meditation and gaming consoles and turn on, tune in and drop out.



Easy.

 

[stony]

Reading, wanking and sleeping. If I cut out the books I could be like a student.

 

[deco]

i thought about this the other day.

worst thing would not be seeing or talking to a woman, imagine that would be fucking terrible.

 

[LEE BRADBURY]

Got done for drink driving 15 years ago, got in to my car after an afternoon session, pulled over breathalysed and locked up (rightly so).

Remember shutting my eyes in the cell, and opening them again to confirm the horror of my situation, the worst part is as you start to sober up, the more profound the feelings become of despair and hopelessness, I spent 10 hours in a cell, then I lost my job, my licensee the lot, all for a moment of madness, would never dream of doing anything like that sober, I was still paying for that moment of madness 10 years later with “DDR R10” printed on my license affecting my insurance premiums because you have to declare it.,11 years it was before it was taken off my license.

So I can relate a bit, I hope you’re not in serious trouble mate.

 

[deco]

i thought about this the other day.

worst thing would not be seeing or talking to a woman, imagine that would be fucking terrible.

 

[barcabloo]

Got done for drink driving 15 years ago, got in to my car after an afternoon session, pulled over breathalysed and locked up (rightly so).

Remember shutting my eyes in the cell, and opening them again to confirm the horror of my situation, the worst part is as you start to sober up, the more profound the feelings become of despair and hopelessness, I spent 10 hours in a cell, then I lost my job, my licensee the lot, all for a moment of madness, would never dream of doing anything like that sober, I was still paying for that moment of madness 10 years later with “DDR R10” printed on my license affecting my insurance premiums because you have to declare it.,11 years it was before it was taken off my license.

So I can relate a bit, I hope you’re not in serious trouble mate.

Quelle Surprise!

 

[guv]

Got done for drink driving 15 years ago, got in to my car after an afternoon session, pulled over breathalysed and locked up (rightly so).

Remember shutting my eyes in the cell, and opening them again to confirm the horror of my situation, the worst part is as you start to sober up, the more profound the feelings become of despair and hopelessness, I spent 10 hours in a cell, then I lost my job, my licensee the lot, all for a moment of madness, would never dream of doing anything like that sober, I was still paying for that moment of madness 10 years later with “DDR R10” printed on my license affecting my insurance premiums because you have to declare it.,11 years it was before it was taken off my license.

So I can relate a bit, I hope you’re not in serious trouble mate.

Ha ha, I'm not in any trouble, honest! I'm just watching a documentary about an American prison for lifers.

Like you, I spent several hours in a police cell, but that was almost 25 years ago, and was for being extremely stupid when drunk. Taking a very long "shortcut" through people's gardens with a mate, ffs! Got picked up and spent the night in the cells and was let out at about 6am.