Malia 2007.
8.00am. Woke up in my bed in Hyde
2.00pm. Cases packed, off to the pub to meet the lads.
4.00pm. First beer, Wetherspoons
5.00pm. Minibus to Manchester Airport, Few more beers.
8.00pm. Buy 2 litres of Smirnoff to smuggle on plain in handluggage.
9.00pm. 2 litres of Smirnoff are drunk between us all.
10.00pm. Plane takes off after delay, buy bottle of Jack Daniels.
11.30pm. Jack Daniels finished between us all.
12.30pm. Couple of the lads fall asleep, not me. Couple of white wines
5.00am(Greek time). Plane lands in Malia
6.00am. Arrive at hotel, bar still open. Vodka redbulls. lots of.
8.00am. Most of the party go to rooms and sleep. not me.Vodka redbulls.
1.00pm. Sunbathe.
2.00pm. Spot of lunch.
3.00pm. Vodka Redbull.
4.00pm. Showered and changed. Start on the Sambucca shots.
7.00pm. Into Malia town centre. Fishbowl cocktail containing nearly everything on the top shelf.
8.00pm. More beers.
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3.00am. Wake up in alley covered in cuts and bruises with a black eye,no Euros, no watch and no phone.
Stagger back to hotel somehow.
5.00am.............................................SLEEP.
I make that 34 hours. Wouldn't do it again though.