Love Island 2021

SWP's back

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We can all agree it’s been a tough 18 months but this week sees the event we’ve been waiting for during the dark days.

A large group of attractive yet vacuous no marks will grace our screens and offer the chance to be low-key titillated (and give us an hour’s peace every night whilst the womenfolk tune in and shush for 60 minutes).

My tactic is to not moan too much when it’s on as Mrs Back allows me free reign of the TV for sport 11 months of the year. Occasionally I’ve end up quite into based on how much I’ve decided to hate certain contestants. Anyway, the line up has been announced. Let’s see who we’ve got to look forward to:

 
I say it every year... I might watch it if you could watch it in HD or better.

What's the point of seeing some beautiful young singletons when they're just a blur of fake tan and startlingly bright white teeth?
 
Can someone explain the rules of love island to me? Daughter loves it but I’ve never dared ask.

On a tangent I have watched a few series of that married at first sight. I’ve always been impressed in how getting a group of dysfunctional people, who can’t manage relationships, together and putting them in to couples only to see their dysfunctional nature come to the fore and watch “relationship” after “relationship” collapse. Compelling viewing.
 
We can all agree it’s been a tough 18 months but this week sees the event we’ve been waiting for during the dark days.

A large group of attractive yet vacuous no marks will grace our screens and offer the chance to be low-key titillated (and give us an hour’s peace every night whilst the womenfolk tune in and shush for 60 minutes).

My tactic is to not moan too much when it’s on as Mrs Back allows me free reign of the TV for sport 11 months of the year. Occasionally I’ve end up quite into based on how much I’ve decided to hate certain contestants. Anyway, the line up has been announced. Let’s see who we’ve got to look forward to:

I’m lost for words mate. SWP’s back is the OP of a Love Island thread. Christ.
 
I’m in a similar boat. The missus will watch it and fill her teenaged kids’ heads with magic. I have enough football on to not moan. But I will.
 
Hold on, something doesn't quite add up Sam.

You start a thread on here about a load of talentless no marks being stuck on an island whilst being filmed in set up situations for the public's titillation which, judging by the comments on here, is in SD? and then have the temerity to claim that it's for the missus and you leave her to it unless you want to wind her up.

I would just come out with it mate, you already look like one half of the ever so popular singing group Right Said Fred, so why not go the full hog and say out loud...

I QUITE LIKE LOVE ISLAND AND WATCH IT WITH THE MISSUS.

No-one on here will judge you.
 
I’m not saying any of them girls are ugly, but they aren’t exactly blessed with good looks. A delayed series and they couldn’t find some stunners.
Usually get the deemed hotter ones join after the original 12 to mix things up.

Having said that, these three won’t make for unattractive background tv (from the link):
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