*Major* breaking news

[kippax81]

I love being served hot food, I can't stand it when any place serves me warm or cold food when it's not meant to be. I've had tea before which is lukewarm because of cry babies saying boiling water is too hot, who would have thought?

This 100%.

If it's too hot blow on the fucker or let it cool down a bit. It's not exactly Quantum Physics is it? World's gone barking mad. Maybe instead of molly coddling kids in school teach them some fucking common sense, then maybe, maybe, the rest of humanity can just get on with it!

Jesus H Christ I despair sometimes......I really do. Twat's got the IQ of a wheetabix!

*Nurse! Where's me tablets?*

 

[sweynforkbeard]

I would just like to point out:

1) Accompanying this story was a very distressing photograph of the damage done to the inside of this gentleman's mouth.

2) Just before the Titanic sank Lord Dumdunnock of Cock'O'Leekie and The Reeking Isles had just been asked, 'Would you like some ice with that?'

3) A Spurs supporting cockney I know refers to this town as Oddmorden.