Make your own Liverpool Echo headline

[TinFoilHat]

GOTCHA!!!
liverpool fans once again found not to be at fault.
UEFA to be scrutinised by Liverpool FC and a demand for compensation will be issued.

...Along with a 10 year European ban for those City cheats.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Jamie Carragher and Melissa Reddy release charity song to highlight the cause of innocent reds wrongfully attacked in Paris.

A cover of Billy Joel's "An innocent man"

 

[RayCTID]

A cover of Billy Joel's "An innocent man"

Or Parisienne Walkways

 

[TinFoilHat]

A cover of Billy Joel's "An innocent man"

Some people say it's never our fault...

 

[Protein Junkie]

The Premier League should be null and void this year due to Cheating Oil Club.

 

[roach3]

UEFA have offered compensation to the 500000 Liverpool fans who tried to attend the game.

 

[city2]

Liverpool have brought nothing but shame on the English game of football, and numerous clubs have lost thousands of pounds due to the shameful action of their fans over a period of time.

 

[BrianW]

Hitler declared innocent, after birth certificate discovered that proves he came from Toxteth.

 

[Mr Edward's shoe mirror]

Community disowns a Liverpudlian man, with no desire to be a comedian.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Hitler declared innocent, after birth certificate discovered that proves he came from Toxteth.

Hitler Living in Liverpool - Art student Hitler visiting his Liverpool family.

The (mostly) true story of a young art student Adolf Hitler living in Liverpool with brother Alois. The truth and half-truth of the Hilter's in Liverpool.

historyofliverpool.com

 

[eyalluvitt]

‘45million pounds, 400k per week Mo Salah opens scoring for the Redz against the big spending Tofffeeeez’

 

[Indaparkside]

From hero to wanker in one week the Sean dyche story

 

[J.G.Blue.]

"LIVERPOOLS HERO FANS IN HEYSAL"
"New evidence has come to light about how heroic Liverpool fans tried to hold up a collapsing wall at Heysal thereby saving hundreds if not thousands of lives" Report inside..................

Also old man thanks Liverpool fans for saving him from horrific dehydration episode by placing him carefully in fountain water...............

Young city fan thanks caring Liverpool fans for removing nastly looking wasp from the back of her head with well aimed plastic bottle full of bus drivers cash collection................

Young West ham fan Thanks "Helpfull" Liverpool fans for showing the way to petrol station after he needed to buy sweets...............

Young Bulgarian waiter thanks Liverpool fan for helping with his itchy scalp problems etc etc etc etc.

 

[tommybooth]

White wash complete.

 

[Aba452]

Jamie Carragher and Melissa Reddy release charity song to highlight the cause of innocent reds wrongfully attacked in Paris.

Said record drives dolphins and porpoises into killing frenzy, thereby causing the end of all civilization. Whilst attached to a Chinese spy balloon!

 

[BrianW]

Pope to visit Liverpool, to be absolved of his sins by the saintly Kop. 'They are so pure,' he said, 'they make Gandhi seem like Hitler.'

 

[Silvas Left Peg]

"LIVERPOOLS HERO FANS IN HEYSAL"
"New evidence has come to light about how heroic Liverpool fans tried to hold up a collapsing wall at Heysal thereby saving hundreds if not thousands of lives" Report inside..................

Also old man thanks Liverpool fans for saving him from horrific dehydration episode by placing him carefully in fountain water...............

Young city fan thanks caring Liverpool fans for removing nastly looking wasp from the back of her head with well aimed plastic bottle full of bus drivers cash collection................

Young West ham fan Thanks "Helpfull" Liverpool fans for showing the way to petrol station after he needed to buy sweets...............

Young Bulgarian waiter thanks Liverpool fan for helping with his itchy scalp problems etc etc etc etc.

Real Madrid bus driver thanks Liverpool fans for sorting the air conditioning problem with his coach.

Could end up being a lot of thanks going round if everyone puts what the helpful dippers did.

 

[jamesha]

UK service stations donations to foodbanks collected by helpful red-men en route to Wembley

 

[jamesha]

Pope to visit Liverpool, to be absolved of his sins by the saintly Kop. 'They are so pure,' he said, 'they make Gandhi seem like Hitler.'

Didn't Hitler visit Liverpool after WW1?
No wonder he started a global crusade against "Reds"

 

[jamesha]

Tefal to sponsor Liverpool.

A spokesman said "Liverpool fans and our pans have a lot in common. Nothing sticks to either of them!"