Make your own Liverpool Echo headline

[KS55]

Our MCFC stands for Manchester City Football Club: LFC stands for Lazy Fuckin' Cunts.

Or….Launched for Conservatives.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Liverpool fans confused, why is Charles on the throne and not King Kenny?

 

[bluealf]

Or….Launched for Conservatives.

Lighting Fucking Candles

Lit Four Candles (if you don't like swearing)

 

[Vienna_70]

Lighting Fucking Candles

Lit Four Candles (if you don't like swearing)

I couldn’t resist:

 

[Blue Smarties]

They’ve stolen Vimto now - a Scouse invention!

 

[RobinHood]

Liverpool fans confused, why is Charles on the throne and not King Kenny?

'cos he needed a shit?

 

[mexico1970]

They’ve stolen Vimto now - a Scouse invention!

To be fair it was created in Liverpool :)

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

'cos he needed a shit?

In medieval times, they had a servant with the title "Groom of the Stool", amongst his duties was wiping the king's arse. Liverpool fans would lick Kenny's clean as an act of homage.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Liverpool Mayor announces separation from The UK and unveils the new city's Monarch.
God Save The King

 

[mat]

It was our fault! Liverpool in rare moment of self awareness