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[LWashington]

Haaland Is a Bad Role Model For Schoolchildren Declares MP

"If school children from my constituency try and replicate that finish on concrete playgrounds, Liverpool's A+E will be filling up fast" says Woolton MP, Dixie Normous.
"I've already had worried parents saying that they fear the phone call informing them that their child has a broken arm, dislocated shoulder and fractured skull. How the hell are they supposed to go shoplifting with those types of injuries?"

 

[Protein Junkie]

Freak goal in injury time gives City undeserved win at home. Why this gives the Reds an advantage….

 

[JASR]

10 reasons why this seasons accumulative goal totals will be like "climbing the hill in his own way" for Nunez, and Haaland's will fall off a cliff

 

[Kippax77]

How Haaland escaping a yellow card for a high boot and 2 footed lunge at the ball for his winning goal proves UEFA is corrupt and is always helping City in the competition.
Money obviously talks lah

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Why the media's refusal to condemn the disruption of the 25 second silence on Tuesday is good for Liverpool

 

[mexico1970]

How culturally biased are England if they don't understand that 25 seconds counts as a full minute in anfield.

 

[roach3]

king paddy and family of merseyside unable to attend queens funeral as theres just no room for 750 people

 

[Mr Fraser]

How Haaland escaping a yellow card for a high boot and 2 footed lunge at the ball for his winning goal proves UEFA is corrupt and is always helping City in the competition.
Money obviously talks lah

The echo is better at this than we are

 

[Inter Me Nan]

How u****d rimming sheriff's badge is only good for liverpool rimming city's badge in title race.

 

[jrb]

Scousewashing - Liverpool’s PL title hopes are already hanging on the line.