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[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Why City only scoring one goal against 10 men for an hour exposes City's weakness

 

[Gazza]

"Why running your players into the ground, season after season is a good thing"

 

[KS55]

Why Liverpools ageing side will prove there is no substitute for experience.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Why the two week international break is a good time for Liverpool's players to get a new prescription for their inhaler

 

[Silvas Left Peg]

Why Liverpool didn't need to do a minutes silence for the Queen..... As they followed it up with 90

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Get your applications in here lads and lasses...

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Get your applications in here lads and lasses...

Ha ha ha ha

 

[Zabbasbeard]

City's 2nd half fade out against Wolves ten men betrays lack of staying power and class

 

[zabbasheadbandage]

How meeting with Jimmy Saville inspired the Instanbull fightback

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Get your applications in here lads and lasses...

I should imagine that the job description doesn't require any ability to read or write.