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[Hoghead]

Why not being awarded a penalty is good news for Arsenal......

Hacked account!!!!

 

[Cheesy]

Just wondering if there's any other regional newspapers that have Funeral Notices as one of the first links on their banner...

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

The 2 main reasons why the reds will halt city's title charge and kick start the reds very own assault:

1) Nunez is the best striker in the world!!
2) VVD still has never been dribbled past in his life!!

Using initial VVD can cause confusion.
VVD (Vegetative Vascular Dystonia) is a disfunction known to cause an unbalanced sex life, insomnia and anxiety. It can also cause twisted legs in chickens.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Why Nunez's goal is worth 10 Haaland goals: Liverpool G/D is really 26.

If current goals per match is maintained through the season, Nunzez would be very close to double figures (9). Harland would be nowhere near 100 (only 64).

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

"Never mind the goals - show me your Community Shield Winners Medal!"

Nunez's BRUTAL taunt to Haaland before Sunday's showdown

 

[mexico1970]

Eurovision cup winners to announce new manager to replace broken one.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Eurovision cup winners to announce new manager to replace broken one.

Johnny Logan
With YNWA replaced by "what's another year"

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

"Why Liverpool being in mid-table spells trouble for City's title hopes"

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

How Liverpool knocked City of the top spot - by losing to Arsenal

 

[bluealf]

Klopp to be sacked and to be stripped of his club shop gear, Liverpool have set aside Wednesday afternoon to get all the gear off him.