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[Deleted member 77198]

How the experience of the terrible conditions at the Atacama Cottage will benefit Liverpool for the rest of the season.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Liverpool are still 1 point clear of Manchester City

 

[Tugay One Cup]

Why Mitrovic's brace was a targeted attack on the Hillsborough 97.

 

[RiversideBlue]

Why Manchester's part in the industrial revolution led to climate change and a dry pitch at Craven Cottage. Thus proving the systematic cheating by City over a sustained period. Point deduction imminent.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

If only LIverpool were champions Brexit would be a winner!

 

[bluealf]

Liverpool short of breath v Fulham, a national shortage of inhalers to blame.

 

[dickie davies]

Saharan dust particles affect reds asthmatics, but they still battle for point

 

[hobbsisablue]

This is fast becoming my favourite thread. (No that’s not a suggested headline for that Scouse rag). Some very funny people on here.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Dipper Echo 07th August
:Dry pitch hampers LFC charge to the title
:Klopp demands FSG buy native American rain dance champion from the US
:£75m bid imminent
:How City have inflated transfer fee's

 

[Rhapsody in Blue]

Why Darwin Nunez will always have scored before Haaland this season

 

[bluealf]

Why City subbing Haaland off after two goals will be good for Liverpool FC

 

[Oyster28catcher]

City'd third shirt only good in sunshine. Winter showers forecast for Manc.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Why Haaland can only score in a yellow shirt.

 

[bluebc]

Manchester City benefitted by moist grass

 

[Chi-town blues]

Why haaland scoring 2 goals in debut is a better deal for nunez

 

[dickie davies]

Nunez and Haaland both score on debut, but this is why Liverpool have the better man

 

[tommybooth]

Haaland swears twice to the wanker interviewing him.

 

[Thornliebank]

‘ Why Liverpool fans really, really don’t care and are not bothered in the slightest, oh no, not at all about City’s achievements ‘

 

[yeah whatever !!]

How Haaland giving not one, but two shits to the post match interviewer is good for Livarpooools title chances

 

[madloaf]

Why nunez's 1 goal is more then Haalands 2.