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[fathellensbellend]

Heysel brickie to blame for disaster

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

How England's women's team qualifying for the final is good news for Liverpool ahead of the Community Shield

 

[manimanc]

How the red sky at night means Liverpool will win the quadruple.

 

[The Black Shed]

Some of these are fantastic, what a piss take

 

[JASR]

‘Neil Armstrong hummed YNWA whilst on moon, in remarkable homage to Liverpool, new recordings reveal’

‘Hitler - my part in his downfall, as told by Klopp’s father’

‘Scale models of Liverpool’s iconic boot room go on sale for 1st time, includes moveable and poseable shankly, paisley and fagin replicas, to enable the dedicated supporter to re-imagine the glorious conversations they had’ - free with every copy of your super soaraway Echo’

 

[The Black Shed]

Surge in salbutamol share price is a huge indicator of another glorious season for the reds

 

[jamesha]

Inflation linked increases to Universal Credit ensure that Liverpool fans will be able to jib in at away games in the Champions League and cheer Jurgen's Mighty Reds to glory.

 

[jamesha]

Freya the 600kg walrus causes a stir in Norway as she dips into boats for her latest meal

Ragnar Dipperson, chairman of the Oslo branch of the Liverpool supporters club, claimed that she had asked him if he had any of Jan Molby's old shirts which she could wear to show her support for Jurgen's Mighty Reds.

 

[fitzy blue]

Liverpool now to be officially known as Scouse and not English unless it effects their benefits.

 

[Impeccable One]

Why Klopp having anal sex with King Kenny shows the Liverpool squad that when called upon, they must be prepared to do the dirty work.