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[Stiff Little Wingers]

Fa accept Nunez saw a witch in a Palace top as revealed by Lfc psychic Clinton Baptiste.

Ha ha brilliant.

 

[oldius]

How Liverpool introducing ducking stool ice baths at Mellwood spells the end for Man City.

 

[KS55]

Latest signing will bring Liverpool the title.

Liverpool have signed midfielder Sal Butamol from Boots FC of Columbia. Klopp said: “With his brilliant TUE, we can’t lose.”

 

[Mark Kennedy]

Liverpool players can’t escape the horrors witnessed outside the Stade De France but continue unbeaten start with dominant draw against big spending Palace

 

[fitzy blue]

No Fairy Tale start at Anfield for Nunez as he Hans himself on a plate to Joachin Christian Andersen.

 

[jamesha]

How Dorothy's RED shoes mean that witches will be expelled from Anfield and Liverpool will triumph

 

[Protein Junkie]

Klopp expects Cauldron like atmosphere at home games to put spell on rivals.

 

[Sk@mcfc]

REVEALED City and Everton fans are disguising themselves on social media to abuse everyone and everything blaming innocent Liverpool fans

 

[MillisleBlue]

How a common lung condition greatly benefits Liverpool FC

 

[BrianW]

Liverpool to sign Old Demdike, Anne Chattox and Samantha Stephens in an attempt to rekindle Anfield Magic. Harry Potter tipped to succeed Klopp.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Why a black cat seen outside Anfield signifies all that is magic about Liverpool FC

 

[Protein Junkie]

Klopp asks The FA investigate Sunderland and their fans after learning their nickname.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Liverpool's attempt to sign Merlin ends in failure as he decides to stay in sunny Spain.

 

[fitzy blue]

Klopps obsession with Witches continues. He now thinks the Beatles played at the Coven Club.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Why Liverpool fans sending death threats to Crystal Palace player means they have the best fans in the country… if not the weeeerrld.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Klopp storms Liverpool will refer the FA to the Human Rights Courts if they are forced to play Ipswich ever.

 

[red 2 hats]

' Witches get stitches ' fired up Kop legend Aldo was heard screaming as he was led away in handcuffs after trying to burn down the famous Liverpool venue The Cavern after confusing it with the Coven whilst in a drunken state.

 

[Harvster]

Specsavers’ Merseyside branch announces unexpected closure with immediate effect

 

[bondsman]

FIFA to seek trial of Tits out Jackie as a practicing witch after Klopp highlights foul play prior to Palace game

 

[JASR]

Why Anderson should apologise to the 400 Liverpool fans he upset