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[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Klopp demands game v Leeds on 30th October is put back 24 hours to be played on Halloween

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

Palace defender drowns in Mersey as witch-hunt gathers momentum, Klopp admits pride that its been another special evening,

Meanwhile Zahas family accept search for him will end in tears and its all his fault. Merseyside police investigation already complete no charges will be made.

 

[jrb]

Liverpool Echo Witch Halloween Special Edition pull-out

 

[bavarian blue]

Broom found in boot room.

 

[Blue_eyes]

Genius klopp on how his £85m new signing nunez improved liverpools performance v palace, and can end any advantage moneybags City have over his beloved reds.

Hell yeah, said the big jovial german, at half time I saw we were struggling and that nunez being shit was the problem. So I told him the palace defender had said that hes just a rubbish suarez, sure enough he bit(or in this case butt) he was red carded and my team improved massively after that.

Sure, boomed the the bingo lookalike, nunez wasnt bitter about it, they told me he sat in the dressing room and sent 300-400 tweets, probably apologising to whoever, thats the sort of lad he is.

 

[2sheikhs]

Liverpool sign new player off Hull
(Grotbags off Rod Hull)

 

[Toffeedude]

It was Pickford's fault

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Pep Guardiola ate Kopp’s hamster.

 

[Impeccable One]

Specsavers’ Merseyside branch announces unexpected closure with immediate effect

Last minute bid to save Merseyside Specsavers after Didi Hamman announced as new vision ambassador, immediately thanking them for his ‘super’ vision and being able to see Nunez didn’t head butt anyone, he just accidentally walked backwards in to the defender.

 

[xmusampa]

Stephen warlocks second spell at anfield casts doubt on reds quintuple

 

[Colin Barretts bouffant]

How B&Qs broom clearance could benefit Liverpool

 

[LWashington]

Man City Jokers Set Me Up Claims Darwin

Darwin through his translator claimed "I had been browsing Bluemoon to steal City's secrets. The most important thing I picked up is that everything is acceptable if you leave your bike outside. When I nutted the guy I thought that would be the case, so when the ref brandished the red card I couldn't believe it!"
The forward went on, "I turned back to the ref and was screaming 'Está bien, tengo mi bicicleta afuera', 'Está bien, tengo mi bicicleta afuera'. It's only when James (Milner) was telling me to get off the pitch, I knew they'd stitched me up".
When asked how he will pay any potential fines he added, "I got another top tip off Bluemoon "Prende fuego a mi casa y reclama al seguro", but fuck that, I'll give that one a miss now"

Spoiler: DARWIN AND HIS BIKE

 

[unexpected item]

How Elon Musk's "I'm buying Manchester United" Twitter joke is all part of the FSG master plan.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Fans outrage at Firmino taking over Núñez role-
“ I can’t believe it’s not the Butter”

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Why Greame Souness' "it's a man's game" comment can kick start Liverpool's season

 

[SWPISHOME]

Why Greame Souness' "it's a man's game" comment can kick start Liverpool's season

Hahaha brillant

 

[BlueBas]

How drawing with Man United is good for Liverpool.

 

[RiversideBlue]

How Liverpool's vision of reaching parity with Man United was finally achieved and how it will benefit LFC in the future.

 

[laserblue]

Why Darwin Nunez's red card is bad for Manchester City.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Why always us….?