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[its grim up north]

How mis-controlled touches are better than intentional passes and why this bodes well for Klopps men

Well if fhe attacking player doesn't have a clue where the ball is going ,how do you expect the defender to.

 

[Blue Mist]

'If the season ended now Liverpool would be champions as they have more points than City

 

[Protein Junkie]

“Greta Thunberg blasts state of pitch at the Cottage”

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

'Klopp says Nunez will finish on 80+ goals this season, as own goals are made illegal for liverpool'

 

[journolud]

Liverpool fan group launch class action against Fulham groundskeeper

 

[Protein Junkie]

“How the table would look if Penalties didn’t count”

 

[Protein Junkie]

“ Why changes to the alphabet could boost Liverpool in the pre-season league table”

 

[stonerblue]

Catch us if you can, Liverpools stunning un beaten start to the season gathers pace against the west London millionaires.

Eerily accurate if you read the bbc match report.

 

[wayne71]

How melting ice caps could be good for Liverpool.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

"Joy turns to confusion at Anfield"

In a unprecedented step this morning The FA awarded Liverpool FC a extra point for last seasons Premier League campaign for being "The Bestest club in the world" & just to stop the constant noise of scousers moaning.
Amid the mass celebration, open top bus parade (bestest ever) & general mayhem it slowly dawned on the confused dippers despite being awarded the extra point they STILL DIDNT WIN THE FUC#ING LEAGUE!