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[LWashington]

Why The Reynolds Girls not making a comeback, could signal Haaland goal drought.

 

[LWashington]

"Darwin Nunez will hit treble figure goals next season", claims Sefton MP Duncan Biscuits.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Liverpool fans accept blame for disgusting violent scenes after shock Europa League defeat at Bodo Glimt

 

[KS55]

Second is the new First, says Klopp.

 

[KS55]

How making stuff up makes us leaders in the post truth age.
(I guarantee some of these will actually appear in the Echo soon.)

 

[LWashington]

"If LIverpool get any better their fans could reach masturbation saturation.", claims sex expert Thijs Van Kerr.

 

[Moorland Blue]

Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog dead - Guardiola suspected!

 

[Bluethemaway]

Merseyside police have arrested Jurgen Klopp in connection with MCFC coach attack !

 

[urban genie]

Portugals wildfires could be the catalyst to a 40 goal season for nunez

 

[urban genie]

Why mancitys "bluemoon" forum beatles quiz thread could be a blessing in disguise on merseyside