Why flogging Mane for peanuts and then replacing him with a hundred million pound jobber from the Iberian Peninsula will guarantee the reds the edge over serial FFP cheats, City..!
Why signing 46 year old Jimmy Milner on a new deal will spell trouble for serial FFP cheats, City..!
Why, by keeping the vast majority of the Quadruple winning (oh my sides) team together will spur the reds on to greatness at the expense of serial FFP cheats, City..!
Why finally paying our best player what he's worth to make him stay at the club will un-nerve serial FFP cheats, City..!
Why winning one PL in over 30 years will strike fear into Pep and serial FFP cheats, City..!
Why, deep down, every other football fan has the reds as their second favourite team, according to a survey carried out by our roving reporter, J. Aldridge..
This will without doubt be a major body blow to the hierarchy at serial FFP cheats, City..!
Why finishing second in the PL once again will galvanise the team and inspire them on to greater goals whilst also deflating any asperations serial FFP cheats City may have..!
Why losing the league to a team who by a one in a million chance, scored 3 goals in 6 minutes very late on, on the last day of the season was a blessing in disguise and will ultimately drive the reds on to future success at the expense of serial cheats City.!
Why being crowned self proclaimed European royalty then getting gubbed by actual European royalty in the CL final sent a firm message of defiance to serial FFP cheats City..!
Why spouting shit for most of the season about winning the quadruple only to end up with 2 domestic cups, both secured without scoring a goal in either final proves that we ain't that good after all..!
To be fair, I made the last one up, I definitely remember reading all the others though..!