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[melrose40yarder]

Why Manchester City existing is good for Liverpool.Or is Jurgen as good as we think as we keep finishing 2nd.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Why building the Manchester Ship Canal is good for liverpool

Why Global Warming is good for Liverpool .

Liverpool is actually a very strong candidate for a giant hydo electric scheme. You would block the mersey at Liverpool and then use the tidal flow to generate electric. I will leave you make your own related gags.

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

Why apologising for Liverpool fans' feral behaviour during the 70's, 80's, 90's, 00's, 10's and 20's should be applauded, should see the likes of PSG, Manchester City and Newcastle failing FFP and help Liverpool make second place their own.

 

[yeseye]

Meet the new Chief Of Merseyside Police- Sinbad.

 

[PinkFinal]

No proof Toxteth riot bricks weren't made in Manchester

 

[N1985]

Why God being a Manchester City fan is good for Liverpool

 

[yeseye]

Why the Pope telling Man U to F*** Off was good for the Christians of Merseyside.

 

[JRockBlues]

"Heatwave? What heatwave. Support Liverpool and be cool forever."

 

[RandomJ]

“Darwin Nunez just took a dump. Here’s why this means he’s better than Haaland”

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Liverpool city council decides on blanket sunday closing for all retail outlets. Will anybody notice.
Gerry Marsden was unavailable for comment.

 

[Kinkybyname]

I would be sacked!

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

Hot weather blamed for 0% turnout at offices, factories in town as opposed to usual 5% on Mondays.

Molby reacts to hideous verbal assault from Man City doorman.

14 year old cherub smashed car windows to rescue invisible dogs from Range Rover.

Klopps dentist retires at 23.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

"You'll never pork alone - how the new cooperative farm in Knowsley has revolutionised the Reds youth set up"

 

[manimanc]

Why Liverpool being called Liverpool is good for the city of Liverpool.

 

[Scouse Blue]

Five ways to stop your candles melting in this heat.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Heatwave causes closure of all the tanning salon's in Liverpool.
Is this connected to the glut of tanning lotion? We ask an expert.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Why Man City owners bringing temperatures akin to their own country in Manchester is good news for Liverpool

 

[mexico1970]

Kenny Dalgleish Reveals Liverpool Ancestry.

King Kenny Comes From A Long Line Of Thieving Cunts the court heard today as he is charged with being in possession of an offensive wife.

 

[manimanc]

Kenny Dalgleish Reveals Liverpool Ancestry.

King Kenny Comes From A Long Line Of Thieving Cunts the court heard today as he is charged with being in possession of an offensive wife.

When did he marry Simon Jordan?

 

[Aba452]

Why paper Champions League Final tickets being easier to forge is good for Liverpool's criminal fraternity.. . Oh wait, 'istree's been rewritten.. ... again