Make your own Liverpool Echo headline

[Kinkybyname]

I would be sacked!

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

Hot weather blamed for 0% turnout at offices, factories in town as opposed to usual 5% on Mondays.

Molby reacts to hideous verbal assault from Man City doorman.

14 year old cherub smashed car windows to rescue invisible dogs from Range Rover.

Klopps dentist retires at 23.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

"You'll never pork alone - how the new cooperative farm in Knowsley has revolutionised the Reds youth set up"

 

[manimanc]

Why Liverpool being called Liverpool is good for the city of Liverpool.

 

[Scouse Blue]

Five ways to stop your candles melting in this heat.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Heatwave causes closure of all the tanning salon's in Liverpool.
Is this connected to the glut of tanning lotion? We ask an expert.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Why Man City owners bringing temperatures akin to their own country in Manchester is good news for Liverpool

 

[mexico1970]

Kenny Dalgleish Reveals Liverpool Ancestry.

King Kenny Comes From A Long Line Of Thieving Cunts the court heard today as he is charged with being in possession of an offensive wife.

 

[manimanc]

Kenny Dalgleish Reveals Liverpool Ancestry.

King Kenny Comes From A Long Line Of Thieving Cunts the court heard today as he is charged with being in possession of an offensive wife.

When did he marry Simon Jordan?

 

[Aba452]

Why paper Champions League Final tickets being easier to forge is good for Liverpool's criminal fraternity.. . Oh wait, 'istree's been rewritten.. ... again