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[Blue Floyd]

Jurgen Klopp discusses Liverpool Microwave January sale with the 4th official.

The Liverpool FC Microwave is the perfect way to show your team spirit while heating up your lunch. Here's everything you need for a quick and hassle-free approach to mental preparation.

Step up your game in the kitchen and on the side line with this Liverpool FC microwave.



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Is that a baby or a chicken?

 

[bondsman]

Klopp praises the red men’s community spirit - we wanted to help sell some dominoes and we have.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Is that a baby or a chicken?

It’s a dipper microwave

 

[BrianW]

Pope Francis plans to change history.
LFC fans are all to be canonised while they are still alive.
'They are so saintly,' said His Holiness. 'Unprecedented in human history, here on earth, in one small city, literally thousands of people who are without sin and should never be criticised. If only others would learn to be as pure as them - and to light as many candles.'

 

[eyalluvitt]

Everton to move their new ‘SpongeBob Squarepants’ stadium 200ft to the west

 

[jrb]

What’s a Scousers favourite Chicken meal?

Chicken Dippers!

 

[bluetonium]

Liverpool handed major blow as Nunez declared fit to face Brighton

 

[Blue Floyd]

Neil Armstrong "That's one small step for man, I had posters on me wall la, It was Chelsea, one giant leap for mankind."

 

[Rochdale Blue]

Pope Francis plans to change history.
LFC fans are all to be canonised while they are still alive.
'They are so saintly,' said His Holiness. 'Unprecedented in human history, here on earth, in one small city, literally thousands of people who are without sin and should never be criticised. If only others would learn to be as pure as them - and to light as many candles.'

Flagellants can often be seen walking round the sacred chicken bones and flogging themselves into a frenzy.

 

[Chi-town blues]

Jurgen Klopp discusses Liverpool Microwave January sale with the 4th official.

The Liverpool FC Microwave is the perfect way to show your team spirit while heating up your lunch. Here's everything you need for a quick and hassle-free approach to mental preparation.

Step up your game in the kitchen and on the side line with this Liverpool FC microwave.



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Cock eating tree branch with shorts cut out of old jeans and no shoe?

 

[Crooked_rain]

How the likelihood of failing to reach the champions league proves the Europa league is just as big a competition

 

[eyalluvitt]

A British Airways 787 pilot on approach to Heathrow flying over the Brentford area complaining about a wayward Nunez shot jeopardizing his safe landing is yet another case of anti Scouse racism

 

[Protein Junkie]

Brentford FC to be charged with attempted Manslaughter after Worlds Greatest defender almost dies with a hamstring injury.

 

[Rhapsody in Blue]

Why an extra FA cup game against Wolves will benefit Liverpool in the hunt for PL glory

 

[bluetonium]

Adama Traore viciously assaults Robbo's boot with his face. Memories of Ederson on Mane dragged up, vigil tomorrow, jib in from 6.

#prayforrobbosfoot

Wolves fans' Hillsborough jibes result in replay of cup game.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Nunez leaves Haaland behind in goals scored this year.

 

[KS55]

How VAR makes the game so much better.

 

[dhruvblue]

How an ndeserving draw against Wolves reserve side is good news for the Reds

 

[Blue Til Death]

Disgusting, career ending tackle by Traore’s face on Robertsons foot goes unpunished .. Blatant cheating needs to be addressed, please sign the attached petition ….!!!!

 

[Kippax77]

Wolves fans insulting LFC by singing the National Anthem.
Another football club who's fans need educating about how hurtful these barbs are to the good people of Liverpool