Man bags or bum bags

Stephen230 said:
I don’t have a bag for a fashion accessory. I wouldn’t dream of taking one out when I’ve a coat on. But if you’re going out without a coat, where the fuck are you supposed to put all your shit without a little bag?
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Money = card, Condoms = self control or Catholicism, Phone= pocket, hand. House key = other pocket, Tissues = use curtains pre, post night out, drugs= arse crack, Cigs= behind ear , Mosturiser = see pre using curtains, City Season ticket = card, Pen, pencil = use phone, less is more.
 
I wasn't aware of these until recently. Me and my youngest lad go for a game of pool at the weekend. Last weekend we were at Stalyvegas pool hall in Stalybridge. A few teenage lads on an adjoining table all wore them. Seemed to be for carrying those vape things that every time they puff on it is like when they open the doors on Stars In Your Eyes. Also for phone chargers which they don't think twice about plugging in without even asking. I might take a toaster or microwave and plug it in and see if anybody says anything.

Monday we went to Savannah in Whitefield. Two middle aged men both had man bags. I hazarded a guess they might contain spare cue tips, cue cement, sandpaper etc. for emergency tip repairs but they seemed to be for reading glasses, Rennies and Gaviscon.

In both instances I would still say there's enough room in shorts and jeans to carry all this. Handbags and umbrellas are not for real men
 
BimboBob said:
What shit?

Phone, fags, money, keys...all fit in pockets.
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Maybe if you’re wearing some heavy duty army pants or some shit. If it’s too hot for a coat, I’m more than likely going to be wearing shorts and there ain’t no room for all that lot without them ending up round my ankles. And trust me, no fucker wants to see that.
 
Stephen230 said:
Maybe if you’re wearing some heavy duty army pants or some shit. If it’s too hot for a coat, I’m more than likely going to be wearing shorts and there ain’t no room for all that lot without them ending up round my ankles. And trust me, no fucker wants to see that.
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So your spangly Lycra shorts have no pockets and a man bag is necessary, hold that thought
 
Stephen230 said:
Maybe if you’re wearing some heavy duty army pants or some shit. If it’s too hot for a coat, I’m more than likely going to be wearing shorts and there ain’t no room for all that lot without them ending up round my ankles. And trust me, no fucker wants to see that.
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Get some cargo type shorts with pockets. 1 belt later...no pants on show.
 
oldhamblue said:
I wasn't aware of these until recently. Me and my youngest lad go for a game of pool at the weekend. Last weekend we were at Stalyvegas pool hall in Stalybridge. A few teenage lads on an adjoining table all wore them. Seemed to be for carrying those vape things that every time they puff on it is like when they open the doors on Stars In Your Eyes. Also for phone chargers which they don't think twice about plugging in without even asking. I might take a toaster or microwave and plug it in and see if anybody says anything.

Monday we went to Savannah in Whitefield. Two middle aged men both had man bags. I hazarded a guess they might contain spare cue tips, cue cement, sandpaper etc. for emergency tip repairs but they seemed to be for reading glasses, Rennies and Gaviscon.

In both instances I would still say there's enough room in shorts and jeans to carry all this. Handbags and umbrellas are not for real men
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Can’t see a microwave fitting in your bag tbf son.
 
Anyone mentions to my face that my bag isn't manly and shit will get real.

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