sir baconface
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Maybe it was a large cock and we are only getting part of the story.
Man killed by a chicken.
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Scottyboi
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Very sad story. Apparently the man took the chicken in after his daughter got rid of it after it attacked her daughter. Killed by a chicken, I never knew they could be so dangerous.
Father killed by chicken: Man found with 'massive bleeding' in Ireland
Cancer survivor Jasper Kraus, who was living in Ballinasloe at the time, was tragically killed on April 28, 2021 after he was attacked by a Brahma chicken.www.dailymail.co.uk
Terrible especially after he took him under his wing what a **** of a chicken.
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Egg-xactly.
Out on blue 6
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Never takes long for the puns to come out. I'd be spitting feathers if he was part of my family
honkytonkman187
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I had a "fight" with a cockerel once....
When we bought our house, the next door neighbours had chickens in a hut in the garden. We agreed that they could stay on, as it didn't need us to do anything and we got some eggs every few days.
Then Mrs got pregnant and the cockerel changed its attitude towards her. It used to just ignore her whenever she was in the garden, but now it would chase her if it saw her.
One afternoon, she phoned me from inside the greenhouse. It had chased her and she'd had to close herself in there to escape from it. Cockerel was pacing about outside, watching her.
Out I went to rescue her. As I got near it, I stamped my foot to shoo it away. The fucker reared up, wings out..... "In for a penny" I thought and swung a kick at its head. It somersaulted backwards and landed on it's feet. then I noticed the blood on my trainer and thought that my kick must have caught it. It was my blood, pouring down my shin from where it had pecked me.
Off I went to A&E for a tetanus jab.
Cockerel met the back of a shovel round its head the next morning
When we bought our house, the next door neighbours had chickens in a hut in the garden. We agreed that they could stay on, as it didn't need us to do anything and we got some eggs every few days.
Then Mrs got pregnant and the cockerel changed its attitude towards her. It used to just ignore her whenever she was in the garden, but now it would chase her if it saw her.
One afternoon, she phoned me from inside the greenhouse. It had chased her and she'd had to close herself in there to escape from it. Cockerel was pacing about outside, watching her.
Out I went to rescue her. As I got near it, I stamped my foot to shoo it away. The fucker reared up, wings out..... "In for a penny" I thought and swung a kick at its head. It somersaulted backwards and landed on it's feet. then I noticed the blood on my trainer and thought that my kick must have caught it. It was my blood, pouring down my shin from where it had pecked me.
Off I went to A&E for a tetanus jab.
Cockerel met the back of a shovel round its head the next morning
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Killed by a chicken??You’ve got to be yolking
honkytonkman187
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That was me. The little feathery f*cker !
