Man killed by a chicken.

[Blue Maverick]

As if we havent got enough to worry about. Cost of living crisis, Aliens, threat of nuclear war… and now killer chickens


I, for one, welcome our new chicken overlords

Will it be a coop if they take over!

 

[talkativesprout]

I would not know what to doodle doo if faced with an angry cock

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Very sad story. Apparently the man took the chicken in after his daughter got rid of it after it attacked her daughter. Killed by a chicken, I never knew they could be so dangerous.

Father killed by chicken: Man found with 'massive bleeding' in Ireland

Cancer survivor Jasper Kraus, who was living in Ballinasloe at the time, was tragically killed on April 28, 2021 after he was attacked by a Brahma chicken.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Those chickens are fucking massive. Its basically a velociraptor

 

[dublinblue12]

What a way to go rip

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

I wouldnt fight one

 

[paulchapo]

What a way to go rip

Yes weird how some people meet their end.

 

[roman totale]

Jesus, these puns are terrible. You all need to peck it in.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I wouldnt fight one

Even the smaller ones can be 'cock-y' little bastards ...

 

[snorky]

Was he balls deep in the chicken whilst crossing the road without looking?

 

[jim tolmies perm]

I wouldnt fight one

You'd get a shitload of Madras out of that !! Fill a chest freezer..