Man United (H) | Pre-Match Thread

[yeah whatever !!]

From a rag on mushbook
Wankers c'mon blues

Derby day. A friendly reminder. Money can buy you a bed but not sleep, money can buy you a clock but no time, money can buy you a book but not knowledge, money can buy you a position but not respect, money can buy you medicine but not good health, money can buy you blood but not life, money can buy you sex but not love, money can even buy you a football club but it won't make you Manchester United.

1. Money can buy you a bed but not sleep....Watching you boring C**ts does that,

2. money can buy you a clock but no time...Tick Tock Tick Tock

3.money can buy you a book but not knowledge..That's why we have the Internet

4.money can buy you a position but not respect....Ask any Brass.

5.money can buy you medicine but not good health..Your current injury list proves that.

6.money can buy you sex but not love...please refer to answer 4.

money can buy you blood but not life..You're given blood or you donate it- you twat.

money can even buy you a football club but it wont make you Manchester United. But buying a football club in 400 mill + debt to subsidise yank shopping malls does.

Come on City.

 

[kaz7]

How are you lovely ? @yeah whatever !!

 

[yeah whatever !!]

How are you lovely ? @yeah whatever !!

Hiya honey. yeah all good,Hope well with you x

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Never felt more like singing the blues
City win United lose oh
City, you got me singing the blues(clap clap clap clap)

You are my City, my only City
You make me happy, when skies are grey
You never know just, how much I love you you, so please don't take take my Settee away. (Nah na na na na, Oooh)

 

[ws01]

Come on City.

By the same token, money can also buy them lots of expensive players, but no titles. Or class.

 

[canyerdogputoutafire]

Never felt more like singing the blues
City win United lose oh
City, you got me singing the blues(clap clap clap clap)

You are my City, my only City
You make me happy, when skies are grey
You never know just, how much I love you you, so please don't take take my Settee away. (Nah na na na na, Oooh)

One banana, two banana, three banana......

 

[mancityvstoke]

 

[Deleted member 77198]

My father said to me one day, is it red or blue for you,

...and if it’s red you’re out the door and we won’t see you no more,

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

One banana, two banana, three banana......

Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best...

 

[Stockport mackem]

Very best of luck today lads and lasses....
Please smash them