Manc Babe Gemma Atkinson and Tranny's "Wooing" Techniques

[quiet_riot]

I always thought she was the inspiration behind his celebration.

 

[jimmy blue shoes]

Don't know what he saw in her.

I read that as "I don't know what he saw in them".

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Don't know what he saw in her.

 

[jimharri]

Don't know what he saw in her.

 

[mat]

Has she ever forgotten her bra for a photo shoot?

My friend says there's a couple of "Model shoot vids" on t'interweb where the puppies are freed...

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Don't know what he saw in her.

You raise some valid points.

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Evidently: "The actress previously admitted that her fling with the footballer 'just sort of ended' when he was 'caught [sleeping] with prostitutes," I think you're supposed to fuck them as opposed to having forty winks.

A local cab driver told me recently how he used to deliver certain types of ladies to the apartment of one particular bald French goalkeeper. Seemed surprised I'd not heard about this before. He also linked the story to camelgob and the missed dope test.
Is this all part of some sort of cultish behaviour requirement over Swamp way?

 

[Ban-jani]

She's incredible.

 

[Machiavelli]

She's incredible.

Was.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Let's be frank here.

He's a multi-millionaire footballing superstar with a body chiseled from granite. She used to be in Hollyoaks.

He could have put on Gardener's World and served her Domestos and she'd still have tromboned the fucker.